Ok.I deleted my whole story I typed out.I seriously have no inspiration what to write but I will try…

Once upon a time there was a rich snob who was rich.Until he passed by a pie shop.
Rich snob:OMG PIES!I LOVE PIES!MY FAVOURITE!
*Buys a year supply of apple pie which the shopkeep ripped him off for a 1500gp each*
When he comes back to he senses,he realised he didn’t had any friggin money left and decide to look for a job.

He passed by a barshop and tried for an interview.
Interviewer:*Yo,what in the name of guthix do I have to hire u and pay u a million and 50gp a month*
Rich snob:*Because I like…beer and hot babarian girls*
Interviewer:*Get out of here.*

Feeling desperate,he went inside the dress shop.
Interviewer:*HI WOULD YOU LIKE A TOTAL MAKEOVER COS U NEED IT!THAT DRESS IS SO 2ND GRADE!EEEEEW!*
Rich snob:Actually I would like to have a job preety (stupid) girl.
Interviewer:*Oh…why should I?*(shakes hips)
Rich snob:*I like dressing girls…and maybe men*
Interviewerslaps and kick him out)

Feeling fustrated and pissed,he went to his last option,the tanner who works with alot of hide.
Rich snob:*oh my is it stinky here or is it just u*
Interviewer:*…Would you like me to tan yr hides…for a thousand gp each.
Rich snob:*hell no i prefer them their natural colour,black.anyway with me working here,u will be so busy tanning hides u cant tan yr own one.ha..ha..?*
Interviewer:*Well u look like u have alot of potential…FOR ME TO STICK MY FOOT UP WHERE YR HIDES COMES OUT*
*rich snob runs away in excruiating pain*

Feeling tired and snobbish,the rich snob decided to sneak into someones house and sleep for the night,and fight goblins the next day when he feels like it.

End.

Ok I know it sux >< it was just…random.haha.flaming accepted.wdv lol.