This is meant to be humourous. If it offends any of you, I’m sorry.
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Kent woke up and had a few pancakes.
Awww, fudgesicles. It’s Monday..
As he was walking up the stairs, he met the usual “You’re going to be late!” speech as he passed his mom. Kent brushed his teeth and got dressed. He took out his superly awesome skateboard he got by giving a bunch of hacks for Ragnarok Online to some classmate. Pffft, Ragnarok. I think MS is wayyyyy better.

Kent had to live through his boring History and Math periods. PE and Science were okay. Then came Computer Programming. He loved this class. He cold just program a bunch of hacks and the teacher wouldn’t care. After an hour of progamming a UCE for MS and naming it “n00bz w3lcome”, he rushed home and waiting for his computer to load up MS.

After watching the familiar Wizet logo and mouse, he keyed in a password and username at 100 words per minute. What he saw shocked him.
You have been suspended indefinately.

Hmm, must’ve gotten careless.No matter, he would just use another one of his awesome accounts.

A pit formed in his stomach after he saw the same message.

Account after account, all of them were inaccesible to him. Kent was shocked. He couldn’t play Ragnarok, he already called it noob. Silkroad, Knights, Flyff. Bah, too long to download. Runescape; uggghhhhhhh.

Kent walked outside and heard birds tweeting. He picked up a basketball and looked at the basket just above of the garage door. The no-longer-hacker faintly remembered when he would be amused for hours just throwing the ball at the basket.

Kent jumped and shot the ball. It swished into the net and bounced back at him. He smiled.
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Moral of the story?
Never screw with the GMs. They might screw back.
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Boredom cure.