I was playing MS when this though hit my head. anyway, enjoy.

1)When somone tells you to send a chain mail, take your keyboard,track him down, pay him a visit and break his skull. Technically, It’s the keyboard’s fault ^^
2) LMAO. If this was true, we’d all be a–less.
3)Telling your name in public websites is just retarted.
4)Starting new email accounts just cause people are sending you idiotic mails. You have their email adresses. VENDETTA. Go to a website sure to give you spam if you sign up, Sign up with their adresses.guess who gets the spam?
5)Megastud30 could be a 60 year old bald fat man with webcams in 10 different peoples rooms.
6) Type legibly. don’t go: l3h7’5 637 7h47 pp1. 00000000000011111111111111oneoneoneoneoneone!!!!!
7) Inviting people over to your house. AHEM. Idiots……..
8) I rock.
9) Going; that cool. l0l lm40!!!!!!!. If you don’t have anything to say related to the topic, don’t say it.
10) IT’S JUST A GAME/INTERNET SITE! Don’t throw your computer out the window just because some one made fun of you.
11) (extra) Don’t say: Wahhh, *blahblah* happened tgo me today. I cried and cried. WE DON’t GIVE A D***.