So, for the first time, I have gained enough motivation to click the Maple Story icon knowing full damn well that James wasn’t on. Why such a grand undertaking? The answer is simple: I am awesome. So, while I was gloriously basking Ludibrium with my presense, I decided to do a quest! A simple quest, yes. In fact, it was the one where you find Cheny or whatever the hell his name is and get the three magical boxes. Well, to tell the truth, I didn’t know where he was. So as I was aimlessly moving around the Toy Factory, I stumble across an friend! A female friend to be exact. A female friend I know IN REAL LIFE. I mean, what are the chances? So apparently she had got to level 46, and was hopped up on NX Crack…I mean Cash. Looking pritty and all. After a long and drawn out meaningful and passionate conversation (I.E. just a small talk that ended up with me faming her), I had to make a tough decision to remove my great body from her.

I’m sure she was sad when. But alas, she solved the problem quite quickly! She added me to her buddy list. So, with a female finally on my buddy list, I cursed at the elusiveness of Cheny and plotted to kill him ever so slowly and with excruciating pain and torment. But after a bit of soul searching, I realized he was in the Aparatus Room! Yet he barricaded himself with Master Robo’s! My weakness! Overly powerful monsters that took an unefficient amount of Arrow Blows to kill! My rage flared up to the point where the sun even needed SPF 50 sunscreen (how the Earth wasn’t blown up transcends logic). After heroically fighting my way past the merciless Master Robo’s, I finally reached my destination. Cheny.

So I just double clicked on him, got the three boxes, and used a nearest town scroll to get the hell out of dodge. The End.