NORTHERN MARKETS
EPISODE 21-Meet Bob’s Angry Bowman Girlfriend
The atmosphere in school became an eerie cold place for Azure. Ever since she got out of the infirmary, people had been looking at her in and out of classes. In the mornings, she had history class, math, and P.E.* After lunch she was supposed to take magic-science followed by L&L*. In the morning, she skipped history but tried to go to math class.
The teacher, Mr. Pinski was a douche and constantly ran his students into the ground with his tough, high speed lessons. He kicked her out because of the rumors going around, and she skipped the rest of her classes.
She, however liked math, it took her mind off other things…except when the students kept calling her hacker.
In the hall ways, she’d walk, and the other people would approach her and whisper or shout ‘Hacker!’
At lunch hour in the Institute’s grand mess hall, Azure often ate alone at a table in a far corner of the room. Even the noobs, nerds, dorks and other outcasts were scared of her because those noobs were afraid they’d get shot for going near suspected hackers. On Monday, when Azure tried to sit at a table occupied by a bunch of level 15’s and permanoobs, some one higher level than her came up and shoved her to the floor, spilling her tray. Then some other guys joined in but watched as the girls zapped Azure with their magic attacks while she was down, then they grabbed her by the hair and threw her out of the mess hall. After luch hour, Azure was in magic-science when halfway through the period, she was quietly working on some work sheets when a messenger guy came into the room and handed her a a thin tree-bark envelope. After class, Azure was on her way to L&L when she looked at the notice in the envelope:
“EIKE-DC >> AZERUS151
Azerus 151:
You stand accused of various serious infractions that occured in your last mission.
You and your partner (BobdabeaverSlayer13) are to appear before DC
THURSDAY.NOV.15.2007 @ 13:00
Failure to appear either by you, partner, or both will result in possible suspension/expulsion and GM consultation.
IT IS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE TO DISREGARD THE ORDERS OF EIKE ADMIN AND ITS DEPARTMENTS AND GM WILL BE NOTIFIED. Expulsion/suspension will result in GM involvement and criminal arrest, charges, conviction and penalties under the federal law of the United Territories of MapleWorld.”
After that followed a long list of infractions of rules she was accused of. then at the bottom, this test scared her:
“YOU ARE CONSIDERED A SUSPECTED HACKER. This is confirmed by medical records recieved from The infirmary with permission from Dr. Hemming. As of Monday, you are under probation by all involved authorities, and AT THEIR DISCRETION, YOU WILL BE HANDED OVER TO THE GM.”
Azure dropped her bag in shock-
“Move it, hacker!” some one shouted, shoving her into the lockers. “Scum!”
She was so upset she skipped L&L and hid somewhere for most of the afternoon.
It was Tuesday night now, and Azure dared to venture out into the resdiential wing of the Institute. She missed lunch and skipped dinner, then the guy at the AP Communications Office said the Housing Comitte had said she was still assigned to the same room and that she needed to remember that. The place was like an apartment building, but the units were rooms only, and there were shared bathrooms on every floor. In some cases co-ed bathrooms-something the residence managers have been asking to be addressed for a while now.
She asked Madam Shuma what her room number was, and Shuma told her it was 215. 2nd floor, room 15.
The crystal lights in the halls lit up the olive-green walls with a creepy blueish stain of light, but it was still kind of dark in here.
Some doors were open, others closed. there was music blasting from a stereo three doors away. Azure could just hear the words. “…it wasn’t a rock, it was a rock lobster!….” And it had a catchy tune, too.
Azure hoped the room was occupied by noobs or something. They never really picked up on rumors like everyone else did. Noobs were nicer and give people a chance- its their way of reaching out to people in this new, strange world.
This was her room before, but Azure had been away for the last two months doing non-stop jobs and missions. This was the first time she was back for more than a day.
She banged on the door.
“Who is it?” a female voice shouted. “cool! dont open the door yet! I’m not even dressed!” another girl shouted.
A third voice shouted, “Who’s there!? Is it Frank?”
“Its- I was assigned to this room!” Azure called through the door.
The door opened, and Azure found three high level girls- a mage, a huntress, and a lady sin staring her down.
“What do you want!?” the blue haired mage demanded.
“I-I was told to come to this room” Azure said. “I just got back from a project-“
“Eww! It’s her!” the sin lady said, finally looking up at her. “I can smell her from here!”
“You’re not coming in!” the mage snapped. “No hackers allowed! Hey Finkara, shoot this bich already!”
The huntress woman stared at Azure. “They told you to come here?” she said.
“…yeah…not that i want to anymore” Azure said.
“Good, now fuqk off!” Finkara shouted, grabbing her maple bow.
“Hey, wasnt she Bob’s partner?” the sin lady asked. “his partner screwed him over big time! He has to see DC!”
Before Azure could walk off, the huntress snapped, jumped out, grabbed Azure by her shirt and slammed her up against the wall behind her. “You little bich! So it was YOU?”
“_No!” Azure cried in pain. “It was Master Z!”
Finkara, level 72 ranger, rammed a knee into Azure’s gut, not once but twice. “Don’t go blaming teachers, you scoundrel, own up to the shame! You screwed Bob big time, you know that? You wrecked his life! He was supposed to go do his 3JA test, and because of YOU he’ll miss it!” she shouted, punching Azure in the face, and threw her down to the hard-wood floor.
“Heads up, Finky!” the mage shouted, tossing her bow and some arrows. Finkara caught the bow as the arrows slid past her feet. She grabbed one, cocked her bow and put it to Azure’s face. The arrow was just poking the skin on her cheek. “You have no idea what a JA means, do you?” she snarled. Azure was crying now.
The huntress woman, who was 6 feet tall, muscular and mean looking stood on Azure’s torso- full weight on her chest and stomach and pulled back, aiming the arrow at her nose. Azure couldn’t even breathe!
“That 3JA meant everything to him! It’s his life ambition to become a knight! IF he fails, he’ll be expelled from the RazorBladez- his only family and friends! And the Justice Arrow wouldn’t take him in because he was working with shyt like YOU!”
The guys who were playing the rock lobster song on their stereo came out to see what the commotion was all about.
“Whoa, heavy!” one of them said.
“Gawd damn, mang!”
“Take it easy!” the sin lady called. “Save some for Bob!”
Now Finkara was tryig to push the arrow into the girl’s mouth- despite the arrow was pulled back in the bow.
“Tell her how much you love him!” the mage called.
“You know what? Bob’s my boyfriend, and you picked the wrong lot to mess with! This just might jepordize our relation ship as the Justice Arrow will spit on him and his own guild will expel him , and i am not going to throw my life plan away just for him! You know how much it hurts when people who love eachother very much are forced to break up!??””
“You tell him!” the sin lady called.
“Oh, and guess what- I AM Justice Arrow! And we eat hackers for a living! Each one brings in big points! Bob doesnt believe in hitting women, so he said you’re mine! Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t blow your head to bits!?”
Azure couldn’t breathe under the huntress’ weight so she flaied her arms in panic. Finkara stepped off. Azure, now face all blue sat up and rolled to fetus position, coughing and crying.
“Well?” the hunter woman demanded, poking her with the razor sharp arrow, still cocked in bow.
“Don’t kill me!” Azure cried out. “Me and Bob have to go to DC on Thursday-…If i’m not there then he’ll get pwned by the DC and lose all his points!” Azure cried frantically pulling the folded letter out of her army pants pocket. Finkara grabbed it and read it over. She snarled in disappointment. The other people just watched in suspense.
“FUQKING BICH!” Finkara shouted, delivering one hell of a kick to the little magician’s ribs, flipping her over.
The huntress threw the arrow to the floor, reached back with her bow, and swung hard as she could, delivering a harsh blow.
Azure was knocked back, and went rolling for at least 20 feet down the hallway floor. Her back pack was still on her back- surprisingly. Then the huntress cocked a Holy Arrow and released it at her. The arrow hit Azure’s backpack
and the thing exploded in a loud -poom!- as papers, books, pens and other random contents exploded into shreds all over the place.
“GET OUT OF HERE!” the huntress screamed. “Dirty hacker scum! After your DC meeting, you’re mine!” she said, slamming the door. The two guys watching just closed their door too.
Azure lay on the floor all twisted up, whimpering in a mess of busted crap from her bags.
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P.E.= Physical Education or Gym class
L&L= Language and Literature
This was just something else that jumped into my brain as i was typing, but im adding it to the plot. hope u like it….or not…
Ditto Nez.
Now this Ranger isn’t cool. D:
Nice writing style, I can’t make those sort of characters.
Supposedly you don’t like violence Silver. .?
This story’s looking pretty stable.
~Lily x33.
Psycho.
Whenever I read your story, it’s like opening a box full of violence.
~Nezzy
hehe >:]
this is like 4th place on the lognest thread rankings. . .