This is the lyrics to the ICP song Dirt Ball, only i changed the lyrics
so it talks about Maple Story enjoy and send ideas XD
Emarro: Kyro Miriato, do you read me?
KMX: Yes Captain.
Emarro: Status?
KMX: Completed.
Emarro: Your mission was to land on Broa and explore it thoroughly.
You were to monitor the activities of a common life in Broa and study
people’s lifestyles; their general habits of living in their strange society.
KMX: Yes.
Emarro: Have you done that, KyroMiriatoX?
KMX: Yes I have, boss!
Emarro: Very well, may we have your report?
KMX: A strange place this Broa world is,
megafone news, a lot of hi-level folk spittin’ on noobs
A lot of hackers.
These are just the nubs that are really pissed off.
EMARRO: Why?
KMX: Probably cuz they’ve been ripped off by the scammers!
EMARRO: Oh.
KMX: HAckers
They warp around in fancy fashion
People hate them but take no action
and the hackers vacking monsters and jackin`
While they punch faces lot, and choke necks
Then they got the higher ups they call the GM`s
And they rule the land
This I don’t understand
First of all they like to dress this bitch up in a white hat
On top of all that
EMARRO: What?
KMX: She bans all but he who hacks
EMARRO: Oh.
KMX: And they hates anybody that send in reports, cuz the hacker just left
Before they showed up
But that **** was like 400 years ago
Boss?
EMARRO: Yes, Kyro?
KMX: I just don’t know
And that noob that just got pwned
EMARRO: Yeah…
KMX: He looked me dead in the face and say “stale”
Then my dark sight attack must’ve went dead
EMARRO: Why?
KMX: Cuz those Facehumprs stopped, looked at me and said…
THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD!
SO GET THE F*** OUT!
THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD!
SO GET THE F*** OUT!
EMARRO: Very interesting, thank you KyroMiriatoX.
Elfdeathlord and Wolfboy184 do you read me?
BOTH: Yes, here sir.
EMARRO: What information were you able to gather for us on your recent voyage to
Victoria Island?
EDL: This is Elf Death Lord.
My transmission signal is weak and communications shattered.
We came in contact with several different monsters and classes of Maplers.
184: Everything has gotta price even if it’s wrong or right.
Upon sight, people judge and stereotypes
Their forms of parties and guilds are glorified.
EDL: Purified as the waters that are now polluted
Noobs recruited for PQ locked up or instituted.
184: all because they never knew PQ
EDL: This is Elfdeathlord
I phased with the PQ to see how it pays poorly
Like Minimum wage
all that hard work for so little value goods
but You can get most anything
From a stash of HP pots
To scrolls worth 300K
EDL: Maintain communications, Elfdeathlord here again.
The way parties run it;s like Mice and Men
You work ur ass off and they just sit there.
Big dumb retards, asking for pots often
or they just sit and they stare
and the guys just wanna smash their faces in!
Wolfboy184:
I ran into the FaceHumprs
Baby chompin ****s giving noobs a hassle
They said the noob`s request to join was denied.
Their boss FaceHump came up, took a deep breath, stopped and replied:
THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD!
SO GET THE F*** OUT!
THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD!
SO GET THE F*** OUT!
EMARRO: Judging by the information so far collected, Broa may not be
the ideal place to land our craft.
After receiving this information we’ll make the final judgment.
Hitoyo, are you there?
HITOYO:
I’m here, but hold up Emarro
Cuz this ain’t good
I’m getting chased by some fat Germans in black hoods
I think they’re trying to kill me
EMARRO: Well what do you mean?
HITOYO:
It’s seems they’ve gotta problem with the fact that I’m wearing green.
I guess in Broa they all hate each other
If it ain’t where you got, it’s your level number.
Let me do my bolt attack!
Hold up
zzzzzzzzztttttt
EMARRO: What was that?
HITOYO:
I just fried them!
But what really ****in piss me off
Is there relationships
They punch each other’s lips
I see big noobs that ain’t **** in their daily life
So they come home drunk
And beat their wife
She forgives him when he said he didn’t mean it
You ask me they can both suck my big dick
I give up boss
Beam me back to Scania
Oh, another thing they love to watch hacker movies
But you’re not allowed to be scary in the Dungeon
They tried to ban this one guild Cursayer
I went and seen them in the Ant Tunnel
KyeKunasagi grabbed me by the head
Then he took out his meba and said:
THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD!
SO GET THE F*** OUT!
THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD!
SO GET THE F*** OUT!
THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD!
SO GET THE F*** OUT!
THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD! THIS IS OUR WORLD!
SO GET THE F*** OUT!!