I have been in victoria lately, and I’ve had lots of problems with lower levels lately.

So I am showing the types of noobs I have dealed with and what you should do.

The “Mesos pl0x” Noob.

Example: “0mg your soo prro i am nob cen mi have m3eso pl0x?”

It gets so annoying you probably want to tear their head off and dine on their
low leveled pixelated flesh. But to cause no problem (unless you’re so freaking bored that
you want a problem) you should either just cancel the trade. OR say “MESOS PLZ” back to them.

The “I need a gf/bf” Noob.

Expample: “I am inn luvv wit u wil you plis merry mee plss i am in luvv wit uuuu plsss”

What to do what to do. You probably want to get your gf/bf and start harassing them.
Which is fun, so that’s what you should do. I don’t care about being “nice” on this one. x3

The “Defaming” Noob

Example: “F54k you, you suk, highh lvlz lik yu r suhc noobbs” *Defames*

Now you’re going to go get your friends and mass defame him now.
Right….?

WRONG

If you do that it makes you seem just as much as a noob as him.
Instead of defaming him back like crazy, just have a friend fame you back.
Unless he does something alot worse, then it’s fun. ^^

Well I know lots of different types of noobs, but that is all I have been dealing with lately.

~End of Noob discussion~

I added a video for no reason whatsoever.
It is so retarded that I had to show this.
Yes, it is kiddie and 5-year-old-ish, but what the heck.

The Credit goes to basilmarket, not me.

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