l4wlzz! 13ad gr4marrzz?!?!?!

Sorry if you cant read the title…
Its, LAWLZZ BAD GRAMMAR!??!
Yes I’m ranting about bad grammar because, it frustrates me. I posted a thread about this a long time ago in basil, too.

A long time ago, before ludi came out… I was kerning pqing, and this girl came to the pipes, with an unoriginal name, xo2azngirl2ox, something like that… (How surprising…) She was pqing also and she said.
“Y0 pplzz!! I b pqnn 4nd i jo1n1n a p4rty wit a trckak”(Hey people, Im joining party for pq, with track.)
The people inside the pq, were at exit, and I was sooo distracted by her language, that I missed the party quest…
Oh the pain… After she found out I was leader she kept barraging me with all this horrible language…
“yy0 lad3r!!111vite me to teh paty1 pl0x! PLZZZZZZZ !!!!11″(Hey leader! Invite me to the party please!)

DO YOU EXPECT SOMEONE WILL REPLY!???! NO ONE CAN READ YOUR ALIEN LANGUAGE!!

I ran away in horror after that… (Yes, I am a spelling freak, no I’m not a geek -_-)

I’m ranting because, this idiotic girl thinks someone can actually READ her writing, as I recall is n00bspeak?

I’m just so frustrated with this, lets say, ‘complicated’ language…
What if younger kids play MS, and they get influenced by this language, and then they turn out writing like it on their essays, and reports.
n3xt tym g1rl u btter n0t tak lyk dis 0r i will ki11 j00! I’m a spelling freak, it just annoys me that someone actually writes like that…

Another one, not too long ago, I went to henesys ch 1 in fm room 10~14 ( I forgot..)
Theres this guy talking n00bspeak and trying to make fun of someone…
“hey n00b! u suxorzz so bad LAWLZZ!! y u dress lik dat? 2 gei fo me!”
Fortunately, the guy he was making fun of, wasn’t hurt by this because he couldn’t understand xD.
He kept asking what he was saying lol.

Ok, first of all, you noobspeakers out there,

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO WRITE LIKE THIS OR I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOU!(not really, but maybe.. you never know)

DO NOT WRITE LIKE THIS TO GET ATTENTION, NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO DECIPHER IT
(It took me about 6 minutes to read the girl’s crypt though -_-)

Last,
Just, dntt r1te liek dis kkkz?!

(Note: I don’t really remember if I wrote exactly what the girl said, but just to give you an idea.)
Freak of Spelling (me), here to tell you never to write n00bspeak! Ok?

(P.S… I also make writing mistakes, but not as much as the two people above)

8 thoughts on “l4wlzz! 13ad gr4marrzz?!?!?!”

  1. t3h 13375p34k pwn5 j00. s0 9iv3 up!

    Okay, okay. 😛 It’s fun to mock 1337speak, which is the only purpose I use it for. I support your idea, but I’m not sure if people appreciate being told how to type/speak?

  2. You dont have to reply, I just want to inform you Maplers out there, never write like this!
    Yes people probably dont appreciate being told to speak, but still, I’m telling them the right way to speak so they can be understood.
    Btw, silver you are so dead for writing like that 😀

  3. I also support your idea, It is really annoying when people always type like that all the time. i think i wasn’t supposed to use always and all the time in the same sentence,

  4. Lol, just don’t take it too far and start a war whenever you see that happen n_n”

    But yes, it’s true. I can’t take it when people talk like that. You see, I always thing “type like how you would talk in real Life.”
    So I wonder. . . How would they sound like? o_o :stares blankly:

  5. I hate that n00bspeak! It pisses me off!
    This boy was saying yy0 j00 h0t an s3xy c0m3 t0 my h0us3 ad w3 w111 h@ve s0m3 teh fun!oneoneone!
    I defamed him.

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