I’m going to see if it is possible to make everyone happy in one single blog. ( For those who want to get technical: by everyone i mean try to get as little complaints as possible). I will proceed in this order: Blog, Poem, Thoughts, and Fanfic.

The Blog:
Well, anyway, i havent been getting any significant time on MapleStory so my supernoob is still 29. My Fighter is also still broke and i havent been able to do any item hunting which means even longer till i can train my bandit. My cousin, Tasium, has finally been able to get on so i decided ill just train my bandit broke with him. Lets see how many people are still reading this experience blog about my boring maple life when i havent even been on maple in a while so i have nothing really to talk about. Seriously i commend anyone who is still reading after that last sentence because im trying to see how many people completely skip this part and go to the part that appeals to them the most. Yes, i am still writing sentences to give this some “meat” and see how many people are reading this far. OK, this should be the last sentence of this paragraph and soon you will be able to move onto the poem.

The Poem
(Note: I will just put a previous poem up here because i still need to give the answers to it anyway)

He lays there wondering. . .

thinking about where he came from. . .

a box. . . packaged like a childs toy. . .

he hurts because he knows that the surface beneath him will be gone soon. . .

White. . . No color but just a shade. . .

White means purity but he’s scared. . .

Why is he scared?. . .

Happiness is a distant memory. . .

he is no longer surrounded by those like him. . .

here he is isolated on “White”. . .

he waits for his fate. . .

Something wet on his head. . .

its golden. . .

its falling from the sky. . .

Hope. . . Hope is raining upon him. . .

Golden Rain which to wash himself with. . .

he- HOLY CRAP WHERE’D THAT FORK COME FROM!!

the silver prongs impale. . .pierce through him. . .

“CRUNCH”

its over now. . .

and 11 others wait in the box. . .

for their fate. . .

Answers: (Written like this because i copied from a PM [i didnt feel like writing it all again])

The box thing was a metaphor

i was comparing the package part to being like a child toy (you werent supposed to automatically know it was a waffle) the box was meant to be symbolic and you were supposed to think too hard about it

the white is the plate he’s laying on

the golden rain is the syrup

his fate is to be eaten”

The Thoughts: (Also copy and pasted. Sorry but im running out of time so i didnt have any to write any current thoughts.

It’s half a rant and half my thoughts…

Your Name… Its what people refer to you by

its IMPORTANT

its what people will know you by for the rest of your maple life

so why not make it special?

People name themselves: aznNaruto101, goku503278, gandalf209, and hermione503.

You know what those numbers indicate?

That you couldnt think of a name unique enough so now youve got little counters in your name that tell people: “Wow, he is the 101th aznNaruto in maplestory”

Its not the number that annoying me though, its just that people take advantage of names

maybe someone has a reason for naming themselves naruto34768 and its none of my business but i think if you couldnt manage to be naruto1, 2, or 3 then naruto wasnt meant for you to get

how many people put azn in their name? how many people are naruto, sasuke, or kakashi? how many people or some lordoftherings character?

i mean we dont have pictures of who you really are so whaen people name themselves naruto[insert here] i automatically picture some 6 year old with naruto pictures all over his wall and a little toy naruto headband on saying: “i just killed a snail,BELIEVE IT!!” (no humor intended. i didnt find that funny but apperently my cousin did
-_-)

when your making your name try to do something different and unique

people randomly fame you if they like your name too

i have 60+ fame now and i have never bought fame a day in my life (i dont trade either except on 2 occasions so its like 58+)

when i see a person with a unique name i think: “wow thats creative. that may be an interesting person to talk to”.

of course, having a overused name does let you identify others who like what you like…

so to prevent that im gonna make a naruto account just so when other “narutards” come to me like: “woah you like naruto, too?” Ill Respond: “lol, naw man that show is gay” (that was meant to be funny, but my cousin doesnt think so…he says my sense of humor sucks…)

The Fanfic: I really dont like fanfics but if i want to suceed in this goal to make everyone happy by god ill do it!
I did try to write one long ago but i doubt its good because im not into this stuff. But i just needed a fanfic, made by me, to put in this spot.

The year of the slime:

Narrator: the year is the year of the slime. A new line of defense in the war against
hackers. Game watchers, know as Gw’s who are normal maplers who have proven
them selves trustworthy enough to protect maple and given special privileges. The
same year the legendary GW, InsaneMuffin, rose up to the challenge of defeating
the most powerful hacker to date: n0H4x4Y0u (no hacks for you). And at only level
62 this legendary Bowman managed to single handedly defeat a level 104 Assasin.
But as they say…Time repeats itself… and as time progresses technology evolves,
Hackers become smarter, and this time it gets more serious…

The year of the Copper Drake

“Come back here, hacker!!!” echoes down the dark alleys of kerning city. The blur
of a white badge with the letters “GW” on it rush by. “oh boy, ShadowWaffle is
chasing after someone else”, “Waffle again?”, “God, he needs to let people live”
repeated in his ear as he chases his suspect. He doesnt care. Waffle may have
been wrong th last 22 times but this time he was sure he got one, and he was
gonna make sure this one didnt get away. He’s close enough and this may be
his only chance… he leaps forward with the power of a cheetah and with force
he brings the lvl 2x thief he was chasing down. “GOTCHA HACKER!!” Waffle says
with a tired but enthusiastic grin on his face. “Dude, i didnt do nothin'” the theif
manages to get out under the weight of Waffle’s huge Zard, “Thats what they all
say. You’re not getting away though”
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Narrator: The GM HQ

“He’s clean, Waffle. No Hacks. No Bots. No glitch exploitation. He’s clean.”
GmPancake said with a look of annoyance similar to the F7. “Not even selling
NX?” Waffle says with a mixed look of dissapointment and disbelief. “i mean i
saw him after all. i saw the monsters fly to him i saw-”
“NO WAFFLE! you didnt see anything you were imagining it!” Pancake was angry.
He and Waffle didnt get along very good but this time he was pissed. He likes to
Take advantage of Waffle but what can he do? Pancake is a full fledged Gm and
in the world of Hacker Busting authority was something to recognize. ” It was an
accident pancake.” A petit yet empowering voice entered the room.
GmChocolateBunny. Head of the hacking department in the HQ, she rose to her
position from the bottom. Waffle always looked up to CB (he likes to call her that)
as an idol of sorts and he planned to catch, chase and ban his way to the top like
she did. “Stay out of this, Bunny. He makes too many mistakes and these false
alarms are wasting good time i could be scouting. I’ve got 6 reports from the
same area in less than 40 seconds, for all we know someone could be hopping
around yelling: ‘kill the jews’ and im stuck here with this paranoid idiot-“
“DO NOT call Waffle an idiot! he’s simply looking out for his fellow maplers.”
Waffle felt bad. This argument was his fault. “I’ll go…” Waffle took off his badge
and walked out of the room. Silence echoed between Pancake and
ChocolateBunny.
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pretty much along side the story of waffle trying to get up in the hacker busting world VenomousPopsicle and the ultimate hacker guy named stephen (based of a real mapler a long time ago i didnt like [wasnt he the first to hit 100 or was it derangedcow?]) were planning to destroy Ms forcing everyone to play runescape blah blah blah crap like that

And, just for sirsolo, i didnt use my normal writing form. for the parts that i didnt copy and paste at least.

Is the grammar perfect? no. is the punctuation on point? no. That may annoy someone so i probably didnt succeed, but i can try =).

so i will end with this statement:

~If i am just one Waffle can i make a difference? Hell Yeah because waffles are worth 6billion differences!