Well no, unlike what the title says, this blog does not taste like muffins. Which brings up a very important question…what do pixels taste like?

Anyway, before I ramble off far into munchkin land, I’ll get back onto my originally intended topic, which is…

My guild leader on Broa, who is a complete asshat.

I signed on today and only had to take a glimpse at the guild to see that something was wrong. Everyones rank had been bumped down to “nooby”, which is the lowest rank in our guild. Everyone except all the guild leader’s characters, his girlfriends character, his best friends character, and his best friends girlfriends character.

Being a founding member of the guild along with the leader and his lady, I was very curious as to why my Jr. Master rank was obliterated while the other Jr. Masters where left completely untoutched.

My guildmates told me to check the BBS to find out why he did this, and this was what he posted:
“Just dropped everyone’s rank to see if anyone CARED. If you POST IN THIS TOPIC, I’ll bump your rank back up.”

The topic had been posted that morning, and no posts were in it yet, which if you use logic means that no one should have their original rank back yet.

After much pleading from my close friends in the guild who wanted me to stay, I explained that I needed a break from Broa, and was going to quit the guild for a little bit, since we have been lacking space anyway. And I told them all that if he asks why I left, it was because I was “overcome by a slight case of nooby.”

On a happier, fluffier, more sugar-like note (muffins much?), Dest came to Ellinia to help my beginner gain some much-needed percentage. And after chatting with my guild mates there, realized that if it wasn’t for the fact that I’ve played on Broa since the stone age, I would give it up forever to be on Khaini!

So I got to 60% and called it quits for the day. While laughing the whole time at Dest’s new NX cash, which makes him look like a drunk hippie brandishing a toy sling-shot. It almost ranks up there with the Ninja’s. Almost.

Also, I think that the apocalypse is coming, because I have not lagged even a bit since I logged on today. So if you hear explosions and screams and see lots of shroom-clouds balooning over a city near you, blame Vicelin.

Bye-Q! (Ugh, I had a nightmare about old Hamtaro episodes last night >_<;)