I know for a fact that every person here is sick of hack rants. So if you feel that you personally need to jog my memory of that, I’ll tell you right now: I don’t need to be reminded, so don’t even bother. You’ll eat a muffin, Johnny, and you’ll like it D:<
Harhar.
I was training my beginner yesterday at pig beach, hoping for pig heads that were never going to appear anyway, I admit in defeat.
I passed a hacker, and for a second he halted his hacks to say, “Buying fish spear.”
I assumed he meant mine, so I answered more politely than I usually do, “sorry, I don’t sell to hackers.”
He flips out on me. The best part: he says “what! Why are u racist? First blacks now hackers…”
“Hackers are not a race, you idiot with the aptitude of a fetus.”
To defend his statement, he replies: “It’s a minority of people who are oppressed.”
I had to clean off my keyboard after that, because corn flakes ejected from my mouth like bullets.
What the hell does that mean? Do hackers really think that they are the innocent players, being oppressed by the mean GMs? Bollocks. Do you know why you are being oppressed? I’ll tell you why!
Maple Story User Abuse Policy, © Official Site
Section 2: BOTTING
-Using a macro, third-party program, or physical method to play the game in a repetitive manner, (under level 20) 7-day ban.
-Using a macro, third-party program, or physical method to play the game in a repetitive manner, (level 20 and over) Permanent ban.
Section 4: USING HACKING TOOLS
-Using a third-party program or using illegal means to play the game in a manner that is not intended by the creators, 30-day ban or Permanent Ban (At GM’s discretion).
That is why you are ” oppressed “. Because guess what? You’re not even supposed to be using those programs in this game, however innocent you might feel.
You are breaking the rules, and people are going to treat you like the scum of the game for that fact alone. Because you are. You are not innocent. You. Are. A. Moron. No. Matter. What.
End of discussion, you loose.
So that hacker leaves.
I was running low on my lovely red potions, so I do what I do best: die, since I dont loose EXP anyway, and it’s the fastest way to get to the nearest town without having to buy scrolls.
I was about to click the button to be sent to town, until I noticed that where I had died, the hacker had appeared again and was killing and vaccing everything in sight. There were also three people on the rope beside him, and I hoped that they were reporting him.
Harhar, I was wrong. They were partying him and leeching the EXP.
I will admit that sometimes I go a bit out of my way in order to get my point across. It’s just something I do out of habit. If you’re wrong, I’ll come straight out and tell you that you’re screwing up.
So I sat there, a floating ghost, and began the argument:
“Anyone who has to hack at such an easy game can only be a retard. Or a moron.”
The mage in his party replies: “what u the moran!!”
“No, he is a moron. You three are worse for partying him.”
“This game wuz made 2 hack!!”
“Actually, if you can believe me, it wasn’t.”
“W/e Nub.”
“How am I a noob, when you can’t even level without the help of a hacker?”
“Ya I can! I got 45 sin n 63 bandet n had 143 beta!!”
“That doesn’t alter the fact that you are a moron.”
“what U NOOB STILL TINK IM A MORAN!?”
And before I could reply, my ghosty-self timed out and I was sent to a town. Which I was kind of glad for, since I had just lost five minutes of training time arguing with an idiot. I really need to stop doing that.
So that is what I think. Yes, I am an ice queen. Think that hacks are cool and that it’s just dandy to use them in the game? Get outside for once. Traffic is calling you.
<3 The end
This is one of the most intelligent blog about hackers that I have ever read
I completely agree.
Front paged. This blog is worth reading. Read the thing before ranting about hackers. Thank you for sumbmitting this. This is the greatest blog about hackers on MMOtales.
Stpid hacker and leechers. Nearly no difference
I liked how he said you were racist for not selling to hackers. Another script kiddie who wants to be able to get all the perks of being a high level without having to do any work.
Nice blog =)
Thanks for agreeing, you guys.
And yea cookies, there is no difference :<
Not defending the hacker, he seems to have the I.Q. of Forrest Gump,
But yeah, when you called MS an “Easy Game” I strongly disagree, MS requires several hours to level, which is, Bollocks.
Hackers hack to enjoy the benefits of the game earlier. They seem to have better things to do than stare at a screen for 5 hours straight just to gain 60%, yet they still want to be able to Telecast Poison Myst at level 81 while hanging out.
Hackers ruin the economy, and ruin the game for legits, but they have an extent of validity on their side.
Before you flame the crap out of me, Im not a hacker, ive never been, and I dont even play MS anymore.
I’m not going to get mad at you, I have no reason to.
And the point kind of is to spend hours training, or else why would they have made the game that way?
It’s their way of telling you who has a life and who doesn’t!
Ok, I didn’t mean that. But I do mean it when I say that if training to get to level 50+ was as easy as it was to train from say, level 10-20, we would have people needing 10th job advancements, which Wizet just can’t supply at this moment.
Hahahahahaaaaaa
There was no such thing as over level 100 on BetaGlobal.
And you only mentioned muffins once in this entire blog!
And not even one tiniest hint of barf colored cat piss!
Wow. . .you’re right!
What’s wrong with me!?
What you the moran!
XD
Those poor souls who don’t know english. . .I pity them. =P
Nice ending. n_n
*pinkies up*
No status quo for me.
“You idiot with the aptitude of a fetus.”
I snicker.
Nice blog.
MORAN.
If not for the origins of this typo, I might think it a nice name. XD
Its an utter insult to Roran, from the Inheritance trilogy!
Moran=/=Roran.
>=O
*officially absorbs “Get outside for once. Traffic is calling you.” To list of sayings.
One of the most intelligent blogs ever. Though sadly, arguing with utter dolts doesn’t do anything, because like they say, ignorance is bliss.
One of the most intelligent blogs ever. Though sadly, arguing with utter dolts doesn’t do anything, because like they say, ignorance is bliss.”
The sad, sad truth.
One of the most intelligent blogs ever. Though sadly, arguing with utter dolts doesn’t do anything, because like they say, ignorance is bliss.”
Huh? What does “Ignorance is bliss” mean?
I’ve heard it many times, but never get to know what it is.
One of the most intelligent blogs ever. Though sadly, arguing with utter dolts doesn’t do anything, because like they say, ignorance is bliss.”
Huh? What does “Ignorance is bliss” mean?
I’ve heard it many times, but never get to know what it is.”
Ignorance is bliss. . .
You find out that tastey pudding you’ve always eaten at school is made from rat droppings?
Ignorance is bliss. Basically, you were better off not knowing it (hence, ignorance), because you were happier before (hence, bliss).
Yeah, what Vice said.
Great blog! And it goes re-enhances my hate for illiteracy. And what’s worse than THAT is illiterate HACKERS/hypocrites. >_<
Lol, I loved this post I totally agree with you vicelin