Retard Job

Beginner (Lv 11)
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Retard (Lv 31)
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Maple Story Addict (Lv 71)

Retards use a mouth like sword to attack. It doesn’t make any contact but it lets out verbose crap to deafen the user.

At lv 11, talk to Annikabelle/Anniika/GMAnnikabelle/EditedAnnikabelle and become a retard!

First Job Skill Book:

Crap-o-phone (Master Level: 20)

Let’s out a blabber full of nonsense that makes your enemy go mad.

1: 15 mp, 110% damage
10: 30 mp, 200% damage
20: 30 mp, 300% damage

Prod (ML: 20)

In this skill, you turn totally retarded and start poking your opponent in mobs (Think poison)

1: 20 mp, Lasts for 30 sec, 1 sec per hit, Hits 4 monsters, 1% damage per hit
10: 40 mp, Lasts for 45 sec, 0.7 sec per hit, Hit 5 monsters, 2% damage per hit
20: 40 mp, Lasts for 1 min, 0.25 sec per hit, Hits 6 monsters, 4% damage per hit

Accurate Eye (ML: 20)

Because we are so retarded, we need accuracy badly

1: 1 acc, 1 adv
10: 10 acc, 5 adv
20: 20 acc, 10 adv

Fast Body (ML: 20)

Because we are so retarded, we need advoidability to advoid monsters without snails in their names

1: 1 adv, 1 acc
10: 10 adv, 5 acc
20: 20 adv, 10 acc

~Will continue later xD~

11 thoughts on “Retard Job”

  1. I WANNA BE A RETARD JOB!

    crap-0-phone power!

    eiuoqpdhjlfkasbmv,bfgasnbkmv,zxbgfsdhjlkahf;sldhgldhfawgknbsdmb;grwuoeh

    *monster dies*

  2. Zhlon said: “lol trying to make beginners seem like retards, but y? And y 1 lvl after the job advance lvl?”

    ZZZ For fun. I’m not trying to make them seem retarded

  3. eh verbose not only was that like totally not funny o.O

    my beginner is almost 31 o.O

    you callin me a retard?

  4. lol waffle, This is more like a new class than a supah beginner.

    And im in the middle of brainstorming skills for the new classes Im making for my new fic, so i can relate.

  5. GRRRRRR cancel the ‘Aunty Annikabelle’ part, killerzsinz declared war on me after promising to make peace >.>

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