Iite, my cousin told me to put this on because it’s this funny story about the Desi Santa, Desi means like South Asian ie: Pakistani and Indian. Alrite it starts like this!

There was an indian girl and man, the girl was the daughter and man was the dad, the dad was tucking her in on Christmas Eve. She asked “daddy, will Santa come and deliver presents today?” He said “well of course let me tell you the story about Father Christmas. Santa takes all the presents his little elves have been making all year, and gets out of his guloto (it’s a house in hindi thats what my cusion says) in Kulander (he says it’s a city in India).” The girl interrupts, “daddy I thought his guloto was in the North Pole.” “Noooo! It’s in India! He’s Indian Yar!(it means friend or yo) he has a fat belly, white beard and a terrible suit. You know Indian!” Then he takes all his reindeer, Dasher, etc.” The girl says “what about Rudolph?” The dad interrupts and says “ohh you mean Ranjeet. (It’s an Indian name) You know, Ranjeet the red nose reindeer had a very shiney nack (it means nose) all of the other pixies had to clean up his muack (it means poop-.=)” Then the girl starts crying and they start bickkering.

Btw I’m not Indain my cusion told me all of this and thought that it would make a good blog. Please rate, read and enjoy!

~Raza.