Of course, they get into the Party quest because *EL GASPO* Jeuneau actually KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE’S DOING. As they continue to Cloto for their questions, Jeuneau gets this instictive feeling of worry, worry that there might be something wrong here, that his autastic party might not be cut out for the most routine, repetitive, simple means of leveling (consisting solely of 5 minutes of killing moderately strong enemies, one easily defeated boss, and 3 counting puzzles, mind you) in the grand, wide entirety of this tard-village we call maplestory. Again he shakes it off and chalks it up to his own negativity.
By the way, that was #2.
Annie oakley grabs her gun (“OMG lawl lawl I get it JAJAJAJAJA me am smart!”… … …SCREW YOU) *ahem* and immediately goes after monsters, looking to finish the 1st stage swiftly. Jeuneau nods in approval and heads out to help her gather coupons. He, *gasp* gets the feeling that the other 2 asshats are *double gasp!* being friggin’ retarded. He stops in his tracks, and cautiously looks behind him, only to be proven so painfully right. The above average mountain crossbow falls from his eerily fingless (yet somehow gloved) hands as he gazes in shock and horror at the incomprehensibly retarded vision of incompetence that has been laid out before him like such a grand feast of idiocy in honor of the king of fools. The retarded warrior mime, Sukigame has had a fit of the stupid and is left staring blankly at Cloto. After a good many minutes of this, a sufficient amount of time for the frightened Jeuneau to convince himself that his adorably FRIGGIN’ IDIOTIC comrade was merely afk, Suki snaps to and returns to the land of the sane (however out-of-place he may be). He dutifully informs the team that “OH I think I get it now! we gotta collect coupons!” This new development takes Jeuneau’s theory that, Sukigame was plenty competent and merely in the bathroom, and SODOMIZES IT WITH A FRIGGIN’ ROOFER’S AXE… … A RUSTY ONE! Jeuneau struggles to find some justification for this pure stupidity, grasps at some rhyme or reason like a DROWNING LITTLE GIRL, WITH HER PITIFULLY SMALL HEAD HELD UNDERWATER, CHOKES AND GASPS FOR A BREATH OF AIR THAT WILL NEVER COME! Jeuneau struggles to not only regain his composure and continue with the party quest, but to avoid making his mentally deficient cockslob comrade into a freakin’ pincushion with his shiny killamajig. Fortunately, Suki maintains his charade of competency and sets out in search of coupons. Miraculously, Jeuneau recovers from this, too and regains his belief in his party.
That was #3, a little too trusting, isn’t he? …And #4 too, Suki shouldda gotten ARROWED like the punk-ass BEOTCH he is.
LOL, note to self, dont PQ anymore
wow I pity you man, still good though
Ty XD. Trust me, this is only the beginning, it got UBER-worse.
I know it will ^_^, but if you read my newest blog, youll know why I cant add you to my buddy yet sorry (>T_T)>
EDIT: yay somone else who has NX ^_^ im not alone
Funny haha. Can’t wait to see the rest =p.
ya gotta stop being so hard on yourself, cause your not being a jerk in them. Remember, ITS ALL: THEYRE FAULT cause theyre a bunch of Assclowns ^__^ gets funnier every time
oh i know lol trust me that whole “im just bein’ a jerk, theyre ok” thing is Jeuneau being in denial, in the true story i knew they were retards from the instant porkchop was confused by the first stage.
did u use retarded enough? i thought that was terrible, my bro has down syndrom and i thought that was worste thing ive ever heard. you should think about that when your writing a story, what if u offend someone because your a jerk?
I’m glad i offended you, if its so horrible, don’t read it. Either that or join the morality police, ya overly sensitive crybaby.