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well heres one i found…
a little boy was going to school on a bus…
he says if my mommy is a tiger and my daddy is a tiger, i will be a baby tiger
next day he says if my mommy is a bear and my daddy is a bear,
then i will be a baby bear
after the third time, the bus driver gets soooo anoyed,
he asks the little boy,
“if ure mom was a stripper and ure dad an alchoholast, than wat r u????
the little boy said, “thats easy”
u become a bus driver…!
PWNED BY A LITTLE BOY
another one,
i got from internet
three men freed a fairy,
the fairy said that she will grant one wish for each man,
the first man said, I wish i was the smartest man on earth!
he got his wish and left.
the second man said, ” i wish i was twice as smart as the first man” and he left
the third man said, “I WISH I WAS SMARTER THAN THE SECOND MAN BY 1000000 times
,
the fairy snickered and asked, are u sure?
the man said,” ye ye ye yeYEE
the fairy waived her wand and the man became a woman
funny joke
once there was 3 travlers that went into the distant jungle. They wandered off until
they got captured by a jungle king. he tied them off, turned on the fire with a stove with water
in it, and navajo indians started dancing around them. he had one thing to say:
“any last requests?”
“yes yes, please spare us!” said one of the travlers.
“yes please do!” said the other.
“we’ll do anything!” said the last travler.
the king thought over it, and he decided to free them, but on 1 condition, they must
bring 10 of the same fruit to him. so, the travlers set off
the first one came in with 10 apples. so the king said,
“good, now shove them up ur butt without making any noise and i shall set u free.”
so the he got up to the 3rd apple but then he screamed of pain and he was executed.
the 2nd guy comes in with tiny berries. does the same.
he gets up to the 9th berry and as he fits the 10th one in, he laughs.
he dies.
the 1st guy meets the 2nd guy in heaven and asks,
“why’d u laugh? u were almost there!”
the 2nd guy answers, “I SAW THE 3RD GUY COMING IN WITH PINE-APPLES”
xD
~RamenKid~
~Taste The Ramen~
they got captured by a jungle king. he tied them off, turned on the fire with a stove with water
in it, and navajo indians started dancing around them. he had one thing to say:
“any last requests?”
“yes yes, please spare us!” said one of the travlers.
“yes please do!” said the other.
“we’ll do anything!” said the last travler.
the king thought over it, and he decided to free them, but on 1 condition, they must
bring 10 of the same fruit to him. so, the travlers set off
the first one came in with 10 apples. so the king said,
“good, now shove them up ur butt without making any noise and i shall set u free.”
so the he got up to the 3rd apple but then he screamed of pain and he was executed.
the 2nd guy comes in with tiny berries. does the same.
he gets up to the 9th berry and as he fits the 10th one in, he laughs.
he dies.
the 1st guy meets the 2nd guy in heaven and asks,
“why’d u laugh? u were almost there!”
the 2nd guy answers, “I SAW THE 3RD GUY COMING IN WITH PINE-APPLES”
xD
~RamenKid~
~Taste The Ramen~”
i love that joke thats the one i was gonna put
except mine uses watermelons
there was a tiger and a mouse and the tiger was chasing the mouse.
then a fairy appeared to them and gave them 3 wishes each.
the tiger said “i wish evert tiger in the area was a hot female tiger”
the mouse said “i wish i had a comp with MS on it”
the tiger then said” i wash every tiger in the continent was a hot female tiger”
the mouse said “my char is to hard to lvl so i wish he was lvl 60”
the tigers last wish: “i wish evert tiger in the universe was a hot female tiger!”
the mouse said: i wish the tiger was g@y
AHAHAHAHAH
thats funny! Personally I have no good jokes, but this is good, i think.
If pro is the opposite of con, then what is a higher lvl than you in MS?
an asshole, and AMAZING asshole.
there was 3 mens,their name was Harry,Robin,and Dick.
harry went first off the magic cliff,he said”I WANT TO BE A BIRD!”
he was turned into a bird and flew away.
Dick said”I WANT TO BE A MOUSE”
And so Dick turned into a mouse
Robin stand on the cliff and said”HARRY,DICK,wait for me!”
and he turned into a hairy dlck
then a fairy appeared to them and gave them 3 wishes each.
the tiger said “i wish evert tiger in the area was a hot female tiger”
the mouse said “i wish i had a comp with MS on it”
the tiger then said” i wash every tiger in the continent was a hot female tiger”
the mouse said “my char is to hard to lvl so i wish he was lvl 60”
the tigers last wish: “i wish evert tiger in the universe was a hot female tiger!”
the mouse said: i wish the tiger was g@y
AHAHAHAHAH”
That makes him a hot female tiger, and if he’s gay, he’s gonna be attracted to all the other hot female tigers, Pwned