Omfg

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Cutting the wild boar, I panted and sat down to take a rest. After feeding off potions to revive some health of mine, I resumed training. Then from behind me, someone kill-stealed my boar.

Looking behind, I saw HIM. Chuck Norris.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?” I screamed at him.

Chuck just grinned like he always did and continued killing MY BOARS; MY EXP.

I ran after him and attempted to hit him. He disappeared. Turning around I saw him at the ledge of the cliff above me. Stuttering, I roared, “HOW THE HELL…?”

After several tries to get rid of him, it never worked out. Let this be a lesson to both you and me – CHUCK NORRIS IS INVINCIBLE.

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Want to know mroe about Chuck Norris? Here are 10 top facts about him:

01 Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take **** from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

13 thoughts on “Omfg”

  2. I SAW CHUCK NORRIS WHILE TRAINING IN PERION; IT WAS SCARY – MY SECOND MOST LIFE-THREATENING MOMENT

  6. If Chuck Norris stared at you,
    His mind would do a mentally fatal roundhouse kick to you, resulting in the complete demolition of your brain.
    Thus, YOU LIEEE.

  10. Lol. Here are mine ALL MMO RELATED:

    Sure, they suck.

    Chuck Norris is the reason GMs don’t come online.

    When they made Zakum, they were really just trying to get rid of Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris plays all versions of MS, at the same time.

    If you get PvP’d, It was Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris wanted chocolate during Valentines. GMS could only comply.

    Chuck Norris made all the noobs hack. He told them to get their own mesos.

    Chuck Norris has 4 stat points every level up. But they increase all the stats.

    Chuck Norris’ class is Chuck Norris.

    GMs thought Chuck Norris was hacking, then they flew halfway across the map from one of his roundhouse kicks.

    GameGuard is afraid to update because of Chuck Norris’ needs.

    Chuck Norris>Tiger+Suuushi+Shynobi+Zakum x10

    Chuck Norris doesn’t need scrolls, he scares the weapons into scrolling themselves. Scratch that. He doesn’t use weapons.

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