The following is a “letter” introduced by Muzikal. This was shown in Basil Market where few were able to comprehend the vocabulary used in this letter, let alone the main idea of it. Since most MMOT users are better with literature, I decided to post this here and see what you can make out of this.
For the original thread, click here.
Nexon needs to stop
There are organizations I undeniably despise. They lack morals, character, and honesty. They offer stones instead of bread to the emotional and spiritual hungers of the world. In case you can’t tell, I’m talking about Nexon here. It may help if I begin my discussion by relating an innocuous story in order to illustrate my point: A few days ago I was arguing with a benighted misanthrope who was insisting that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin. I tried to convince this squalid energumen that it has been said that Nexon uses deception to trick people into voting against things that they, in fact, support. I believe that to be true. I also believe that I’ve never encountered anything as froward as its canards. That said, let me continue. I’m not writing this letter for your entertainment. I’m not even writing it for your education. I’m writing it for our very survival.
I never cease to be amazed at the way that Nexon just keeps on saying, “We don’t give a [expletive deleted] about you. We just want to control your bank account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind.” Once one begins thinking about free speech, about grungy, directionless pinheads who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own flippant beliefs, one realizes that I recently informed Nexon that its proxies jump on everything that is written, said, or even implied and label it as either parasitic or libidinous. Nexon said it’d “look further into the matter.” Well, not too much further; after all, I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want Nexon to flout all of society’s rules, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while Nexon claims that it has its moral compass in tact. Be forewarned: I’ve heard Nexon say that it should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury. Was that just a slip of the lip or is Nexon secretly trying to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge its insipid effusions? Whatever the answer, it has been known to “prove” statistically that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. As you might have suspected, its proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, Nexon’s “proof” demonstrates only that it plans to brand me as misinformed. It has instructed its henchmen not to discuss this or even admit to its plan’s existence. Obviously, Nexon knows it has something to hide.
For the moment, Nexon makes no secret of the fact that it has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty. Then again, just because Nexon is a prolific fantasist doesn’t mean that the media should “create” news rather than report it. Nexon has never been accused of objectivity. That’s the theory, at least. But in practice, Nexon never misses an opportunity to take advantage of a crisis, whether contrived or spontaneous. End of story. Actually, I should add that its lies come in many forms. Some of its lies are in the form of causeries. Others are in the form of refrains. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion.
Nexon decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that it fears, because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. In keeping with all of their inner snivelling brutality, Nexon’s cronies perpetrate acts of the most cameralism-prone character. Nexon’s theories are sheer hypothesis — speculation with not even a scintilla of circumstantial evidence to support them — so to speak. Once it becomes clear that no one can be right all of the time, it becomes apparent that I’m not very conversant with Nexon’s background. To be quite frank, I don’t care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that Nexon wants to produce an army of mindless insects who will obey its every command. To produce such an army, it plans to destroy people’s minds using either drugs or an advanced form of lobotomy. Whichever approach it takes, it is far too easy for Nexon to use fear, intimidation, sedating substances, ninjas(thousands of them), and other tools to convince anal-retentive, craven bozos to shatter and ultimately destroy our most precious possessions. I challenge it to move from its broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise.
That doesn’t necessarily mean that Nexon’s shills are nothing more than the most out-of-touch miscreants I’ve ever seen, although it might. Rather, it means that there is no doubt that Nexon will sanctify its depravity in a lustrum or two. Believe me, I would give everything I own to be wrong on that point, but the truth is that it’s easy enough to hate Nexon any day of the week on general principles. But now I’ll tell you about some very specific things that Nexon is up to, things that ought to make a real Nexon-hater out of you. First off, it should think about how its ideologies lead self-pitying, malicious misanthropes to force square pegs into round holes. If Nexon doesn’t want to think that hard, perhaps it should just keep quiet. However deep one delves into the citations and footnotes of Nexon’s whinges, and however poised and “mainstream” its collaborators appear once challenged, there is no way to forget that it says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I’m concerned, its time has run out. The purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how peevish and insane Nexon has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how it should not destabilize society. Not now, not ever. I cannot compromise with Nexon; it is without principles. I cannot reason with it; it is without reason. But I can warn it, and with a warning it must honestly take to heart: Nexon’s ravings are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. Let me leave you with one last thought: There are deeper issues afoot here.
yer thats ture but u need to think that maplestory is only our lives
Meh, I skimmed through it. Everyone is corrupt, Nexon is nothing compared to others.
I didn’t fully understand your point, but;
I WANT WHAT YOUR SMOKING!
You must be mad about this right?
ROFL, Nexon controlling us like mindless insects, -___ what are you smoking?
Nexon is a game making company or whatever,
You’re taking this Nexon thing too seriously, wait, is this a fan-fic?
I don’t exactly get what you’re trying to say. What did Nexon do to us except say: But NX Cash?
It’s just a game. Getting addicted to it is your choise; not Nexon’s.
Copypasting my response from BasilMarket.
1) Excellent vocabulary
2) Speech itself is a load of BS
2a) Points are essentially all the same
2b) No evidence is given
3) If you think Nexon is so evil, they’re just a company made for profit. If Nexon is evil, then so is every single other profitable company in existance.
4) If you hate Nexon so much, just don’t play their games.
5) You can’t convince a community of mostly immature people to hate Nexon with a speech like this, they’ll just think it’s not worth the read and skip over.
Rating
Language : 10/10
Content : 0/10 = FAIL
P.S. Eden, he didn’t write the speech. The guy on Basil did.
But I still want what the writer was smoking! ROFLMAO
To be exact, the writer was using an online complaint generator
As for what the creator of the complaint generator was smokingÂ…wellÂ…I don’t know.
AWWW! I BET IT WOULD TAKE YOU TO LA-LA-LAND!
WELL. Don’t you think every company is TRYING to earn money?
Can’t complain about them, they’re just doing their job.
The writer seems pretty optimistic, to even believe that the audience were gonna read the lot o_O
HE’S OPTIMISTIC CUZ HE’S HAVING HIS HAPPY TIME WITH MR. MARIJUANA.
No silly, it’s a mixture of meth, heroin, marijuana, (some other one I can’t remember the name of), cocaine and Stims
WHAT?! THE AUTHOR IS A TERRAN MARINE UNIT AND HE JUST USED HIS STIM PACKS?
Nerdy automatic-complaint maker
Priceless.
Eden’s worst transgressions are systematically whitewashed by the press. To counteract that whitewash, I will use the remainder of my space here to expose Eden for who he really is. To get immediately to the point, when I observe Eden’s chums’ behavior, I can’t help but recall the proverbial expression, “monkey see, monkey do”. That’s because, like him, they all want to rip off everyone and his brother. Also, while a monkey might think that university professors must conform their theses and conclusions to Eden’s unprincipled, loathsome prejudices if they want to publish papers and advance their careers, the fact remains that bad-tempered, atrabilious radicals often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Eden enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever he threatens to play the blame game. However splenetic the national picture already is, only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that the biggest difference between me and Eden is that Eden wants to paint pictures of juvenile worlds inhabited by the worst types of refractory energumens I’ve ever seen. I, on the other hand, want to declare a truce with him and commence a dialogue. Like a lion after tasting the blood of human victims, he will cater to the basest instincts of semi-intelligible hackers. Eden uses big words like “teleoroentgenography” to make himself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Eden’s prognoses may reek like a skunk, if Eden can’t stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen.
I won’t bore you with the details, but suffice it to say that Eden wants us to think of him as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that he wants to “do good” with other people’s money and often with other people’s lives. If Eden really wanted to be a do-gooder, he could start by admitting that there are two sorts of people in this world. There are those who promote mediocrity over merit, and there are those who educate the public on a range of issues. Eden fits neatly into the former category, of course. He is extraordinarily brazen. We’ve all known that for a long time. However, Eden’s willingness to woo over bestial mob bosses by using tactics such as scapegoating, reductionist and simplistic solutions, demagoguery, and a conspiracy theory of history sets a new world record for brazenness. Allow me to explain. Eden should think about how his epithets lead what I call nettlesome, indelicate doofuses to devastate vast acres of precious farmland. If Eden doesn’t want to think that hard, perhaps he should just keep quiet.
How dare Eden criticize my values when his are so obviously haughty? His methods are much subtler now than ever before. He is more adept at hidden mind control and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized. In an atmosphere of false rumors and misinformation, I respect the English language and believe in the use of words as a means of communication. Crapulous, wanton goofballs like him, however, consider spoken communication as merely a set of noises uttered to excite emotions in disrespectful cult leaders in order to convince them to transform our society into an insolent war machine. In the end, thanks to Eden, I’m now suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome.
ROFLMAO! !
IT’S SO TRUE
Nah jk
! !
Companies are there for profit, not to fret over customers.
MapleStory is free, a half loaf of bread is better than none at all.
You phail big time, we don’t care about Nexon, we care about the game.
Survival my foot. MapleStory saves lives? Wow.
I laugh at you.
P.S. What are you injecting into your system?! I WAN IT SO BAAAAD. D:
note : this is a copypasta from the complaint generator, I do not agree with any part of it whatsoever
“In response to Quack’s opuscula, I would like to offer the following opposing points. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Quack’s churlish biases leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through starvation and disease. Are these children his enemies? The answer to this question gives the key not only to world history, but to all human culture. Although this may come as a surprise to some readers, there are many roads leading to the defeat of Quack’s plans to poke and pry into every facet of our lives. I truly think that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to expose injustice and puncture prejudice. The general public is finally starting to become aware of Quack’s duplicity and complicity. If you doubt this, just ask around. Last summer, I attempted what I knew would be a hopeless task. I tried to convince Quack that there are no easy solutions for dealing with wicked maggots (with “easy” being defined as a solution that will not cause an increase in disease, phallocentrism, crime, and vice). As I expected, Quack was unconvinced.
Be that as it may, Quack frequently avers his support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at what Quack is doing — as opposed to what he is saying — to understand his true aims. The funny thing is, he may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider Quack to be a weapon of mass destruction himself. He thinks we want him to deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world. Excuse me, but maybe his drones’ thinking is fenced in by many constraints. Their minds are not free because they dare not be.
If Quack doesn’t realize that it’s generally considered bad style to wiretap all of our telephones and computers, then he should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend he buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then, Quack will grasp the concept that he accuses me of being neurotic whenever I state that the “freedom” that he is always so keen to talk about is a sheep’s freedom to choose the patch of grass in which it will graze while growing wool and mutton for its owners. Alright, I’ll admit that I have a sharp tongue and sometimes write with a bit of a poison pen but the fact remains that the time is always right to do what is right. That’s why we must fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights. The first step in that process is to realize that he spouts a lot of numbers whenever he wants to make a point. He then subjectively interprets those numbers to support his plaints while ignoring the fact that my cause is to reinforce notions of positive self esteem. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that Quack is not a responsible citizen. Responsible citizens illustrate the virtues that he lacks — courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry. Responsible citizens definitely do not implement a disagreeable parody of justice called “Quack-ism”. To those few who disagree with some of the things I’ve written, I ask for your tolerance. I have just one word for Quack: saccharogalactorrhea. He is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every domineering ideology finds expression in Quack. He says that he can change his unambitious ways. That’s a stupid thing to say. It’s like saying that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. Let me conclude by saying that we who want to celebrate knowledge and truth for the sake of knowledge and truth will not rest until we do.”
[h]LMFAO[/h]
P.S. : Fenny, read the top of the blog D: