Teh Silvar has a sudden fancy,
To start rhyming and all that schmancy,
So this saga about to unfold,
Will (almost) observe metre and rhyme, behold!

Our protagonist has been stuck at eighty-five,
Her EXP just could not thrive.
How could it, when she kept on dying?
Cows would have better chances at flying.

O, why the stagnant EXP?
Well, blame it on suicidal tendencies!
Combined with boredom and laziness,
It’s deaths galore and non-leveling-ness

Silver’s first fall was to a big fat Shark,
While wandering through Aqua, just for a lark.
Then Silver died next to Thanatos,
…What a familiar sight that was.

(Yet before Silver met said demise,
There was an event that did make her rejoice.
The Ludi medal that Gatekeeper finally did vomit,
Made the death a little more worth it. )

Next, under peer pressure/Guild Leader’s orders,
Teh Silvar bravely crossed aerial borders
To face the fearsome Crimson Rogs,
And, of course, add another death to the logs. (._.)

Random adventuring continued in Sleepywood,
A visit to Zombie Mushmom, just because they could.
Her multiple deaths did not satisfy,
So Eona and Silver sought for another Boss to try.

It took a while for Jr Balrog to spawn,
But not before twenty minutes were gone,
Junior appeared, and so Silvar went,
And got herself killed… yet again. >.>;

Furious, angry, completely enraged,
Silver cursed and smacked herself on the head
Before she sought revenge in the Cursed Sanctuary.
But! The Balrog spawn proved to be contrary.

They waited and waited, and waited and waited,
Until with boredom they were quite sedated.
The only bright spot was a Dern’s strange antics.
Soon, Silver gave up, logged off and went to sleep.

On other matters…
Let this author pause to ponder.
What else of Almighty Silvar shall I address?
Oh! I do believe I have it now, yes.

With the new patch came Amoria (*shudder*),
Bringing to SEA Nexon’s ill-conceived idea.
However, for now, Silver finds it most amusing,
To watch people plan marriages, just for the rings.

For who can resist an All Stats plus three?
That comes with a Premium marriage, ‘free’!
“Looking for GF! I pay for wedding!”
“B> Wife!” Gee, who are we kidding?

Not all of the patch was appalling,
For instance, the new system for Partying.
Forget booze, there’s a new thingummer,
That allows you to swap Party leaders!

There are also these new World Maps,
Apparently drawn by preschoolers high on schnapps.
Arrows helpfully point out your party’s location,
And, at a cursor’s touch, slams you into disconnection!

Last but not least, mobs now have HP bars
And nametags that tell you who they are.
However, Silver had trouble taking SSes of it,
Because the nearest mobs all died in one hit. -__-

Just last Tuesday, late in the evening,
Cries of dismay met Silvar’s login.
No, it wasn’t that she stole their muffins,
But a horrible Rollback had just happened.

Lost EXP, Work gloves, Pink Adventurer Capes,
The sheer amount of angry S’Megas left Silver agape.
How lucky that she had logged in late,
And that her assets did not Disapparate!

To round off this quite Epic Poem-
(What, the only word that rhymes is Phloem?!)
I present to you more of Silver’s art,
Don’t look too long or your eyes might smart!

This first was for a guildie’s birthday,
Mind you, the picture looks kinda ghey. :X
This second, an art trade for Eona;
In return for what she drew for me at Mos Burger!

One last picture, one of Mister Dern.
I’m particularly proud of how I drew the dragon! ^^
It’s an art trade too, but I’m still waiting,
For the picture that Dern’s drawing.

I will end now; this business of rhyming,
Is rather fun, yet pretty tiring.
Still I wonder when Silver will hit ninety…
Oh, who cares, here, have a cookie!