Today, today… what shall I say about today?

I think it was the best Maple day so far, ever since the death of my guild. ^^ It consists of hilarity, celebratory suicides, good old friends, running amok in Orbis and insanity. And of course, the Almighty Silver.

Totally ignoring the fact that the exams aren’t actually over, I decided to go on a Mapling spree early this morning. Actually, I didn’t plan to play for very long. 😀 It started out when I logged into SilverFx, the sexehiest Huntress ever (and obviously, she belongs to ME!); I looked at my experience bar and went, ‘Hey, 90.88%! Let’s just get this girl up to lvl 63, then we can go and revise Econs.’

And so I did. ^^ [1] The first level-up ever since… I forgot ever since when. Three months? But trust me, it was long enough. I mourned a bit about my stats and skills to my brother, wondering if I should add SP to Final Attack or not. I already had 5 points in it, before I did my proper research and decided to switch to the FA-less build halfway.

In the end, I just maxed out my Bow Booster. Who cares if I screw up again, my skills are already screwed up to begin with. It couldn’t get any worser. Besides, my Silver is so totally cool, her utter coolness will just completely overwhelm that little screw up. *waves flippant hand*

Then Imppala logged in with his ‘Sin. The first thing he did was 1) complain about the patch and 2) promptly get lost in Ludi. I wouldn’t blame him for the second though; Ludi does that to people. Crazy psychadelic torture, courtesy of Wizet.

(I know, that bugger beat me to the blogging. But who cares! I have the more interesting blog, I do. xD He can take care of all the boring mundane details, and I’ll give you the juicy stuff. ^^ And of course, edukate you in the Proper Worship of the Silver.)

Then, there was the gathering of my party, consisting of people who were so totally attracted to my 1337 Huntress. [2] Just pretend that Mandos is there normally. I really didn’t want to chuck him inside the tank in Orbis’ Pot Shop, but he insisted that he needed a bath to get rid of the cryogenic stuff that they froze him with. After that display of my totally 1337 Huntress p0vv3r, I decided that we needed to do homage to my Huntress of Utter Pwnage and spoke these famous words:

‘let’s go to lucidas, lol!’

Snow, my other friend (but seriously, she’s a worshiper of the Cult of Silvar. 😀 You know you want to join it too!), declined, because she was at 50% and didn’t want to give it up in the name of the Almighty Silver. I forgave her for that, because she’s so nice to Silver anyway (one example, coming right up), she didn’t need to make extra sacrifices. So, Mandos and I ventured out alone in this Holy Pilgrimage to the Gardens of Darkness.

I was so touched to see that Imppala was really so sincere in his worship of Silver. He died! Not once [3], not twice [4], but THRICE. *awww* I understand, Imppala, you like, so totally love SilverFx. I forgive you for falling down before my uber l33tness.

And in case he dares to deny his pious worship in Silver, I have the following proof: link

Along all the touching sacrifices, we managed to get to the Lucidas, and of course I took down a whole bunch of them. Too bad I didn’t get a Lucida tail as a momento or anything, but trust me:

Silver (+lots and lots of unagis) > Lucidas. And big kitties.

Then Snow started on the Saving Orbis quest. Which sparked off the following conversation:
SilverFx: SAVE ORBIS!
SilverFx: KILL THE KITTIES!
Snow: haha
SilverFx: NO WE DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE REALLY REALLY CUTE!
Mandos: …

Notice the one-sidedness of the conversation. Don’t worry, it’s pretty normal. People tend to fall into silent AWE when they see my dear Silver. ^^

After a long bit of showing Lunar and Luster Pixies who is boss around Cloud Park (SilverFx, of course. :D), we finally got all the cloud pieces Snow needed to save Orbis from [cue dramatic music] DOOOM! I know, I’m so noble and good to aid Orbis in it’s time of need. Not once, but TWICE. And by proxy too! Isn’t that what the greatest nations do? They do everything by proxy, including fighting wars! I mean, just look at Amer- *coughs* Sorry.

Ah, where was I. So Snow completed the quest and we headed back to Old Man’s House. Imppala briefly wondered why it was named the Old Man’s House, when only Spiruna and Hella lived there. But I paid him little attention and decided to show further evidence of Silver’s Almightiness: I managed to do consecutive jumpshots! Sadly, there are no images of this amazing feat, but oh well. You know I did it, from the waves of l33t almightiness that was generated at that point in time.

What, you don’t believe me? But why?! *puppy dog eyes* Look, there’s another bit of proof of Silver’s almighty-almighty-aluminiumy Might. My last blog did mention something about a bug that imprisoned Silver’s hallowed Soul within the confines of Orbis.

Well. It is no more! [5] I can swim around so FREELY in Aqua! See how no bug can withstand the sheer awesomeness of SilverFx? Huh? HUH! The bug cowered so much in Silver’s presence, that all it can maintain of its former dominance was merely the itsy town of Aquarium. *sniffs* Not that I really need that town to buy pots, NPC my Etc items, or reach the FM. I really don’t. The Silver Power will overcome all! Even Microsoft C++ Visual Runtime Library errors! (Yeah. I bet it’s got something to do with the wretched MapleTV that Wizet installed in that town. Fie on that knave!)

But. *sheepish* I did accidentally ran into Aquarium. Snow had to rescue me out from the wreck they made when the Bug’s underlings saw the Awesomeful me in their pathetic stronghold.

(Aw, darn, no more Picture slots. Nevermind, the Silver has the answer: Photobucket!)

After a brief spiel in Aqua, Mandos deserted us to, I don’t know, brush up on his skills of logical thinking or something. (Between you and me, let me tell you that even though Imppala is a valued accolyte, he’s a little, you know, not right up here. *taps side of head*) I continued to lend Snow my magnanimous aid in finishing up her quest, then ran off to stalk my lvl 10x Ranger Idol. His identity is kept secret, of course. I don’t want to share him *bleh*

But he did something that totally made my heart break: link Sighs. When will the happy day arrive that I will be like him!

Oh, and while I was hanging around that place, shaking my fist at the cowardly Bug that I now held siege over in the town of Aquarium, someone suddenly came up to me and went. ‘silverfx? MMOTALES!’ ^^ See! I always knew that Silver’s mysterious, alluring, (darn you, Ham, it isn’t drug-induced!) aura will draw admirers!

Anyway, hi leecx! 😀 link

That’s all. It was a really great day, anyway. ^^ I wish Maple could be this fun every time. 😀 I really enjoyed the worship-

—[Transmission interrupted] ————————–

Ham: Sighs. Will Silver never learn to tell the truth about herself? The poor delusional human, dreaming about greatness when she knows the world belongs to us Hamsters. Anyway, ’tis I, the Commander of the Hamster Army speaking to you, human reader. I’m just here to inform you, out of the kindness of my great little rodent heart, that this blog is merely a product of Silver’s active imagination. Do not take it seriously. Thank you.

Silver: WAAAIT! THE COOKIES!!

Ham: And oh yes, cookies for you, on the insistence of Silver. Take it please and do it quickly, else she’ll never let us tie her into her straitjacket.