In which a blog involving one pig, two passion-blinded lovers, and more than 8k mesos spent on travelling will prove to you how incredibly wonderful life is.
Srsly rly.
I went on a short Mapling spree this morning, just to check out training possibilities in Zipangu and possibly get some training done. Besides, I missed those chilli slimes, so I decided to up and go visit those cute fellas.
I was in Ellinia, so I used the taxi to get to Pelican. But right after I paid to get transported to Zipangu, I remembered the two prepaid cash cards that have been sitting in my wallet for at least five months. There and then, I made the snap decision to put those darn things to use and revive my pedigree black Bakwa. 😀
So I went back to Ellinia again. >.>
Travelling expenses: 4.5k
Whos Bakwa?
Hes my darling Black Pig. His name means Barbequed Pork in some local dialect, Im not sure which. Anyway, Bakwa is delicious.
The food, I mean.
His name came about when I was trying to train him. After countless rounds of me spamming hug hug hug sit stand hug, and him returning insults like Eeeks! B.O.! and You are stupid., I finally got fed up and cried to BL: This stupid pig wouldnt listen to me! I want to kill it and make bakwa out of it!
The rest is history.
Of course, I always hold him in such high regard. XD
During the revival:
SilverFx: I didnt know reviving a pig was so complicated.
Nav (guild member): He isnt just a pig.
Nav: Hes the pig.
SilverFx: Yeah. Teh Pig. ^^
Nav: UH HUH.
Nav likes Bakwa a lot, obviously. 😀
So I dashed from Ellinia, to Henesys, back to Ellinia and finally! Bakwa was alive! [1]
Then I remembered that I forgot to buy pet food.
Back to Henesys again. >.>
Counting the trip to Kerning via scroll, then to Zipangu, travelling expenses in total: 8.5k
Gee.
Back to Zipangu!
With all the joy of Bakwa-ness filling me, I headed over to Zipangu and, armed with the vaguest memories of the maps I have seen in hidden-street.net, I started to explore the maps I had missed the last time.
Theres the cool cemetery maps with ghosts. After getting chased off almost every channels map by CCPLZ, I finally found an empty map and started to try out the exp rate in excitement.
It was bad.
Theres that Chinese phrase Bei Gui Chan Shen Being haunted by ghosts. It totally applies here. [2] Those buggers kept flying towards me and mobbing me so much, I couldnt get a shot in. And I spammed so many Ramen just trying to keep myself alive. It was like Outside Eos Tower: The Nightmare Revisited.
So I skipped out of that place quicker than you can say, I see dead people.
To Chilli Slimes then! 😀
Can you be my maple gf?
Going through the spa, I happened on one of what you must agree to be the fastest courtship on earth.
Our male protagonist appears in the female spa and hops into the bath tub with our female protagonist in it.
Guy: can u be my maple gf?
Guy: can?
Girl: sure la
Guy: i loveu.. honey
Girl: mi too
Guy: little kiss?
Guy: muacksssss
Guy: add me in buddy
One minute later…
Guy: *f4* i miss you, honey
Girl: why are you crying?
Guy: coz i miss you.
Guy: can i touch your body?
SilverFx: *f6 throughout*
Bakwa: Kids these days move so quickly
A female extra drops into the spa and right smack into the touching scene.
Guy to Girl: kiss me, honey.
Girl2: Are u married?
Guy/SilverFx: No.
SilverFx: they just met like, 5 minutes ago.
Girl2: O_o
Guy: y, u jealous?
Oh yes, I’m so very jealous of the deeply PASHUNATE relationship of five minutes between the pair of you. I’m so green with it that I could rival brocolli.
And Bakwa has this to add. [3] (It’s funny because I was typing ‘loveyou’ to him xD) (I’m hiding behind the vending machine to the left. :P)
The less interesting rest of the day
[4] refers to the false alarm I got, thinking that a GM popped by. It turned out to be just the evil deeds of a cat and a pet nametag. >.>
Later, after being KS-ed out of my chilli slime map by a lvl 79 Hermit and his Priestess girlfriend, I met up with Imppala aka Mandos, dashed around feudal mafia Japan, and headed back to Mushroom Shrine to revisit the Cemetery.
There, I went deeper into the cemetery to reach the zombie Coolie maps. Now, I know the reason why people loved the zombie maps so much.
I.e. ZomgwthaxBBQ, two/three doubleshots, 190 EXP, 300+ mesos?! WAIII!
Why oh why is that silly Maple bug still bugging me and keeping me out of El Nath and all those delicious zombie maps?! *cries*
Also, Mandos once again paid homage to the uberspiffiness of SilverFx by giving himself up to the Bain mobs in the Wan Wan Spa of Hell. Sadly, the only thing chronicling his sacrifice is the chat log in SS [5]. Dont worry, loyal acolyte, you are thus highly favoured by teh goddess Silvar. ^^
Yup, so thats all~ 
I can’t wait for Thursday; that will be my last exam paper and then I’m FREEEEEEEE. Then I’ll get down to the third job and re-writing the lost chapters of Redemption. Ph34r h3r, world.
Cookies for thee!
Oooopsssss -_________- I just realised that was my mega in the 2nd picture >< Excuse my language, I was pissed off . The first word I saw when I logged in was a swear word. That started pissing me off 😀 That relationship was, LOLS . Bet that guy has just met his 133rd girlfriend .
xD Yeah, I was surprised to see your mega too. Did that ManUnited guy really quit in the end?
xD Your blogs make me laugh, aaaand that place look fun, =o needsta come out in GMS ;-;
congrats on reviving your pigxD
xD Hey I downloaded MSea but when im on no one else is xDDD So I usually have all maps to myself doing. . . STUFF 0.0; I usually don’t see people till 8:00 pm, but thats why we live in different places TT_TT eventhough its lonely ._.;
That part made me laff =P
P.S. What does lah mean?
@Fyreii: Thanks 😀
@Sycrus: Aw shucks. But you have empty maps! And there are other non-SEA people playing too, so maybe you’ll find some friends?
As for ‘lah’. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a syllable we add on at the end of some sentences in Singlish. 😛 i.e. ‘That isn’t done that way lah.’
And that conversation wasn’t made up. I have the SS of it, but I figure I will spare the protagonists the embarrassment. xD
Gee bleeding thx, now i have to make my own blog to counter the SLANDER HERE. NONE OF THIS HAPPENED, YOU HEAR ME?!
Nah jk, its all good.
And actually no, Ive seen three minute courtships on Audition.
Boy: Can u be my gf?
Girl: Ok.
Let the rest of the talk dissolve to nothingness o.O THat was my expression thruout the whole convo, and I didnt want to leave cos I was owning them anyway XD. Distraction, nae?
Btw its Bei Gui Chan SHENG, han yu pi yin accuracy ftw.
*Juggles collection of cookies.*
P.S. I seem to have seen that ss of the order of evo b4. . .
@Imppala: Uh huh. This ‘courtship’ was only a few seconds, including the time the guy took to spawn onto the map. The rest was The Relationship already.
Isn’t it shen? O_O Sheng sounds like ‘giving birth’. >.>
And maybe I sent it to you via MSN before. . . It’s old, I know. 😀
Lol. And the pin yin’s correct *nods*
Btw are you mapling, you arent on MSN >.>
Nope. I can’t alt tab in Maple. . . you know, the bug. *waves hand*
And MSN will get me killed by maternal forces. You/I don’t want that.
reminds me of Japan.
I love that poster with the happy guy on it. It says something abut an energy drink.
I’ve, Seen something like the “5 minute courtship” happen on Maple.
I was Afk in Perion, and I came back to a random conversation. Some guy walked up to some girl, and the same thing that you expressed happened. Really scared me.
Err, Yeah . He quitted . He said he may restart an account or exchange the account with his friend. If I ever get my hands on that idiot thrice-acursed oops . You are not going to hear that >.>
Awesome!
*Helps himself to a cookie*
For a ‘short’ mapling spree, it sounds pretty long ^^
You can’t wait for thursday? me too. PSLE are going to be released. *shudders*
Your pig doesn’t like you. XD the pic 3.
@AxiomFable: It’s short. XD The longest I ever did was close to 12 hours. And I didn’t gain much EXP during this run.
@repty: Good luck for your PSLE results!