Thank you for tuning in once more to the Maple Radio. This is your one and only host, Shatred…

Announcer: Please shut up and let us broadcast these advertisements.
Shatred: [BEEP] you. (starts swearing head off)
Announcer: Shatred’s show will start once more after these important messages.

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Need to get to a different town without walking?
Need to go from Henesys to Perion fast?

Call up the Taxi! We are available in every town on Victoria Island, just waiting for you to step in. We charge hardly anything, and if you’re a beginner, it’s your lucky day: Beginners ride 90% off anywhere, any time.

Phone 1-800-483-3846 to call up a taxi at your service today! It’s 1-800-483-3846.

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Ah, Orbis.
The land up high in the clouds, and a great tourist attraction.

Now you can book your tour today from Holiday Maple! We offer low prices for the grandest tours of MapleStory. Our latest discount is a tour of Orbis for only 100k mesos per person.

Now you can see the statue of Aurora in Orbis Tower! (credits go towards SilverFx)

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Just Another Maple Story has released their latest single, “Balrogs of Us.” Get your own copy today at a store near you.

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Have you ever wanted to hear Toys of Ludi live?
Now you can, if you win the “Meet Toys of Ludi” contest. Go on the official website, MapleRadio.ms and sign up for a chance to win! It’s M-a-p-l-e-r-a-d-i-o dot com.

*fast talk* Some conditions may apply. See website for official contest details.

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Announcer: We now return to Shatred’s show.

Shatred: God dammit, finally.

To be continued…