The Wrath of Wizet! Pt. 1!!!1!!11one!!!

Has anyone ever pondered about this situation? Ever thought of this? Well, Here’s the Truth and Nothing but the truth.

Ever since El Nath was created for the “Pros” lots and lots of people have been ranting about being “KS’ed.” They talk about how some Mage used Fire Arrows to “KS” You to “Ubbber Pwnage-ness.” Well, What’s the cause of this? Three letters is all we need today. GM’s. Period. Case Closed.

Let’s take this case to a simpler base, the root of the problem. -Okay, So Type your name in and press check. When a notice comes up saying you can use that name, roll the dice! Make sure to get a perfect stat for the character you’re about to make. – No, Not there.
“Hello, Wizet executives. So, Let’s continue our discussion about that new side-scrolling 2D game we’re about to make.”
Yes, Yes. There, Perfect!
“In this game, we’ll have archers, warriors, and mages. Hmm… We’re missing something..”
“People who kill with daggers or knives of some sort?”
“Perfect! Bandits! Hmm… We can also have assassins who throw ninja stars!”

-Developing Game-
“Let’s give the warriors super strength, assassins great critical power, mages wonderful amazing powers like something called…magic claw? Yeah! That hits twice and is super fast, and archers who… are great at critical shots AND fairly great strength!”
“But, It seems as if warriors are the only class without long range!”
“Who cares? If the American’s are as smart as they say they are then should know enough to NOT make warriors. >. <” (No offense to Americans, this is only made for the purpose of a Documentary of Wizet. And plus… I just randomly picked a nation. =) You can replace the Race according to your comfort?)
“Umm… Okay. But just so they don’t figure it out, let’s give them good skills at the second job advancement.”
“He he, but let’s give them super low MP just so we can torture them! Wahahah!”
You see? They’ve always planned this. Un-fair advancement. No matter how powerful we are, we will always have: Less MP, less money, less power = less leveling. I know that you’re going to go against this and say: Tony the Tiger is Number 1 on the GMS Ranking list and he is UBER rich!! Yet, Wizets favor him. (In my opinion) They gave him x99999999 exp just so he can become #1, and then he would be a “Role-model” to the poor withering warriors. Especially me. They would think: Hey! If Tiger can do it, I CAN DO IT TOO!
~Hey Tony! I like the things you dooooo! Hey TONY! I want to be like you ~ You’re the only one and tiger~ You’re the only one and (Insert forgotten word here)! You know how to make things… GRRRRRRRRRRRREATTT! HeY TONY!!!! FrostED Flakess ARE MOREEEEEEEEE THENNNNNNNN GOOOOOOOOOOD! Their GREEEEEEEEEAT! HeY TONY! ~
They WANT you to sing that song! They WANT you to think that you are equally great! EQUALLY STRONG!!!! BUT THEY KNOW THEY ARE WRONG!

Next reason, Zombie Maps, Ha! The main freaking reason of “K’S-ers.” Why do you think they have the giant gey timers on the map? Why do you think that when you change channels the timer restarts itself? Think. If you didn’t want to end up going back to El Nath, and wasting a Dead Mine Scroll you would probably change the channel. As you change the channel some random Level XXXXX Sin comes in and starts attacking. You return to the channel and BAM! The War starts.

coolMOFGMOFGMFOGMFOGM!!!! FRUCKING SIN KSING MNO))0BS LIKE MEE!!!!! I’m FROM THE GEYY GUILD! HELP ME NEOW! ZOMZOMGOMZOGMOZGMZOMOGMZOGMZOGM!!

Ha. That was funny. They start sending an army of Mafia troops. They send Blood thirsty hungry evil Mafia. They attack. GM’s phone RING off the hook! RING BING CA CHING!!! Every time the phone rings, they get 1000000 dollars in their pocket.

GM: Mr. BobyBillyBobmesmobberMapleSyrupGlobal!!!! There is a giant KS/flaming war in the dead mine scroll!
Mr. BobyBillyBobmesmobberMapleSyrupGlobal: WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
GM: Ummmmm…Uhh… Someone said Nu0bies?
Mr. BobyBillyBobmesmobberMapleSyrupGlobal: ARE YOU SURE IT WASN”T JUST SOME STUPID THING . . . LIKE THAT TIMER ON THE TRAINING MAP I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT?!?!
GM: Uhh.. Nope? Sure?

Hahaha. They WANT us to fight. By the end of the day, their pockets are full of M3s0x.

Tune In Till Next Time.

All comments were on purpose of a Wizet Documentary! DO NOT TAKE OFFENCE OF ANY COMMENT ENLISTED HERE!!!!

-I am actually a Wizet favor but, I’d thought my idea’s were funny so I made it anyways.

“Wizet has tons more to do then spend all day banning hackers for you.”
“According to my mathematical calculations, for every 10 hackers they banned 20 more join Maplestory. Only 1 out of the 20 is a previously banned hacker.”
“Wizet get good money for doing good things. You just don’t realize it yet.”
“For every attack you make, For every jump you take, For every monster you shake. 50 Wizets took at least 5 months of work to make it happen.”

7 thoughts on “The Wrath of Wizet! Pt. 1!!!1!!11one!!!”

  1. Make a conspiracy theory on why Drum Bunnies drop dull crystals so rarely and spawn so rarely!

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