The Ultimate Job Party(2)

Icemage: Mmkay soo..guys.. another update came we got cargos as pets!!!!
Bandit: Pft what we need is to have less noob sins like this guy here..
Sin: Shut up “l337 haxor” your gonna get banned by a lvl 8 noob one day
Spearman: Oh guys!!!!!!!!!Everything is soo special..
Crusador: Must he be on Hyper body again? Remember the last time..
Flash Back*
Everyone: AMG RUN FOR THE HILLS
Spearman: I FEEL HAPPY!(smashes things)

Cleric: Ye,thats why I tell him not to hyperbody me at grims..
Fire Mage: Why must be so violent? There are more important things in life.. like.. my face.. and autographs
Spearman: Sure there is.. sissy..
Firemage: YOUR JUST JEALOUS (talks to mirrior) Dont worry hes just jealous.. we can have our fun here..
Hunter: Soo.. wanna hunt some cargos?
Crossbowman: Sooo.. wanna hunt some cargos?
Huter: URGH IVE HAD ENOUGH OF U~takes duct tape~
Crossbow: URGH IVE HAD ENOUGH OF U
2 min later~
Hunter: That settles it..
Crossbowman: mmh hum hmm…
Page: So.. lets go to El nath
Everyonne: Gasp~ (Crossbowman: hmmm~)
Ice Mage: Were not used to it.. sorry
Page: It’s ok.. I’ve seen worse
Cleric: Where did spearman go?
Bandit: Don’t tell me..
*poofs back*
Spearman: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT?!~ I got the new cargo pet!!
Sin: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Hunter: Kill it!
Crossbowman: HMM UHM!
Firemage: Just dont hurt the face..
Bandit: You idiots! What if it comes back as a bigger version of it REMEMBER LAST TIME?!
Ice Mage: He has a point we must get rid of it without killing it..
Spearman: NO! BOB LOVES ME DOESNT HE?! He listens to me! Bob Sit.
*Bob ignores him*
Spearman: Pee!
*ignores*
Spearman: Do nothing but ignore me!
Bob does it
Spearman: GOOD BOY!
Cleric: Well I dont think its a problem..
Icemage: Fine..
1 year later~
Crusador: I SAID HEAL CLERIC WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO U ONLY HEAL SPEARMEN?!
Cleric: *shrugs* My keys keep jamming everytime you shout at me saying heal..
Bandit: Spearman.. whats the huge bulge in your bed?
Spearman: Err.. its my.. cheese?
Sin: Take the covers off!
*takes the covers off*
Everyone: Gah! IF YOU DONT KILL THE CARGO IT GETS BIGGER?!
Hunter: I TOLD YOU GUYS!
Crossbowman: I TOLD YOU GUYS!
Spearman: Don’t worry hes under my complete control.. Bob Sit
*sits on everyone loses 1337 hp*
Fire mage: Oh hes a big one aint it.. but not as big as my face!
2 min later~
Cargo smashes Firemage’s mirrior
Fire mage: *Twitch* *twitch* Oh you did not.. THIS MEANS WAR BITCH! Super ultimate duper sexy cool hot 1hitko atk! *Shoots picture of Firemage at Cargo* You shall die from my sexyness!
Everyone: YOU FREAKN IDIOT FIRE ARROW!
Firemage: I dindt learn it!
Cleric: WHY ARE YOU EVEN A FIRE MAGE?!
Page: I have a suggestion..
Sin: Did someone say something..
Icemage: *Freeze*
Spearman: NOOO BOB PLEASE LET HIM LIVE!
Page: I SAID I HAD A IDEA
Everyone: Thats some wind.. its getting drafty here..
Page:.. idiots..
10 min later
~Everyone dies~
Page: I said i had an idea..
Firemage: What is it oh mighty wind?
Page: Sigh* its too late now ..
JUST TELL US!

*EVERY RESPAWNS*

Sin: Last time we were just playing with you.. this time its on.
Cargo: RAWR!
Spearman: I’m sorry Bob.. ~emo tear~
Bandit: GO OPERATION 120- RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Icemage: SEND IN THE NOOBS! AND RUN
Fire mage: I’m too sexy to run.. someone run for me..
Hunter: You idiot just run!
CrossbowmanWHEN IS HE GONNA TAKE THE TAPE OFF ME?) HMM HUM HWHM!
*noob rushes in*
Noobs: Mesos PLOX!
Cargo: *whimpers*
*too explict to show to mmotales*
Icemage: We made out of it..
Bandit: Ye we did..
Sin: wheres cleric and spearman?
Hunter: Uhoh..*looks at house*
Firemage: Whoops.. maybe our beauty shall revive him
Cleric: WHY DID I HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH THIS CRACKED SPEARMAN?!
Flash Back*
Spearman: I WONT LEAVE BOB I LOVE HIM!Leave and save yourself!
Cleric: Have it your way..
Spearman: I’m lonely STAY WITH ME
Cleric: NOOOOOOOOO*noobs comes in*

Untill next time.. i might make one last chap and end this series.

3 thoughts on “The Ultimate Job Party(2)”

  1. Why does everyone think that Pages aren’t good? They’re not bad. Besides, Threaten is better than Rage when maxed. Do the math yourself.

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