Day 1,2006
Dear dairy,as maple story has ended and all the potions(milk) in my storage has been drained including my expensive 500 dollars pizzia. I now must attempt a trip to the real world. Please wish me luck dairy as it is my first time outside maple story .. I’m already scared,please be with me!First step.. the ground seems hard unlike maple story,why is everything so flat? And why is there so much people outside?!As I walk by to the street,getting used the strange people,why did everyone wear noob clothes? As I went to the corner I see… a sign but its not normal.. I keep pointing my finger to it and I dont get teleported! I see little noobs laugh at me,they would not stop so I HAD TO.. “FIRE ARROW!” I screamed out.. OMG NO WONDER! THIS IS MAPLE ISLAND MY POWERS!!!! I see them laughing but I ignore them,since My arrow could pwn them anyday. I go to this shop named “Wal-mart” was there some sort of wall in the market? To my surprise it was ch 1 since many people shopped there,in one quick and slicked motion i grabbed my milk potions,pizzia (theres a new product named pizzia pocket!Maybe it’ll fit in my pocket as i hunt down slimes) and went to the cashier, “That would be 5$” said the cashie. SO CHEAP! I quickly take out my coins and put it down on the table “Sorry sir we do not accept (looks closly) Mesos…”
“What? You must be joking! I HAVE 1 MILLION DOLLARS YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT!” I responded as half of the “Noobs” looked at me with what seemed like a f6 face… I finially jack a kid’s 5 dollars,giving him 2000 mesos.
At the street I see a Noob(hobo) or some sort of person asking for money.. what is money? I go to him and say “Storage plox” as I handed all my food too him
He said thank you without receiving any money.. how nice.. I see the real world aint that bad… I may go get a job and help them kill Snails … hopfully ill be off this island soon..

~Dairy~ Btw dairy half of the teenagers are really clevery disguised zombies.. i must dispose of them quickly.. (reports them)