If you don’t know what a haiku is, click.

So I realized I haven’t written a poem in flippin’ forever, and poems are what I used to do at this site, so I thought for a few days what to write about.
Nothing came.
Then I came up with the idea of writing a haiku for each skill. Well not quite each skill, but several skills anyway.
These are in no particular order.

Arrow Bomb
This arrow explodes
on contact, quite damaging–
and very stunning.

Power Guard
When I click this buff,
you hit me, I hit you too.
Beware deflection.

Savage Blow
This skill hurts very:
one, two, three, four, five, six hits
cause much pain indeed.

Teleport
I am standing here
one split second later, and
suddenly I’m gone.

Blizzard
One shot, and you freeze
for three long painful seconds
while I strafe at you.

Rush
Charge full speed forward
pushing helpless monsters back
in a nice pile.

Shadow Partner
Do you see double?
Oh, but you’ll hurt double too
when I’m through with you.

Holy Symbol
A blessing and a curse;
sure to attract ‘HS plzzzz’
but it’s nice EXP.

Puppet
Don’t hurt me! Look there
see that man of straw and twine?
Go for it instead.

Slash Blast
Mobbing is so fun.
Killing six slimes at a time:
irreplaceable.

Lucky Seven
With low str and dex
must be hard to throw two stars.
You feeling lucky?

That’s all for now.