No, not really, just a god, I’m not one for fits of egotistical ass smacking…But.

KISS IT.

To every single person who missed MY TWENTY SIX CONSECUTIVE PQS ON THE SAME CHANNEL AS LEADER.

KISS.
IT.

Thank you, thank you, moving along, likely the last time I will ever lead a PQ, and one of the very, very few times(We’re talking a handful) that I’ve ever lead, and that happens.

So this guy and I, we’re dealing with this idiot of a leader, he jumps around, CCs a lot, doesn’t listen to you, doesn’t really talk at all, obviously a diplick. The other guy in the party is very nice, obviously from the UK by his spelling, highly literate, I ask him if he’d like to reform, he says yes, we get two members, I just blindly get into a PQ.

Well all goes well, no one is stupid, no one is rude, everyone helps each other, lots of chatting, it just goes amazingly, I sigh and think to myself, “This is too much fun to last.” and I suspect we’ll miss and the party will bust apart.

There they are, first picture, my perfect little party, every single person in that party leveled under me, how could they not after about 15 PQs until I got new members? Snoopie there got two and a half, but that brings me to another thought, what the hell is with dumping newbies? You were a newbie, you sucked at PQ once, you were neglected, so why do you turn around and treat newbies like that? Same thing as being an immense fatass and then, after getting thin, mocking fat people openly.

Anywho, we PQ’d, a lot, we didn’t rush, I’m the most hellishly legit person you’ll come across, I won’t even scam people or steal from them, which is another thing, this guy dropped his maple stars like a dumbass, and this guy vacced them, despite his stupid decision, I reported and defamed that guy four times over. He logged right off and when he logged back on, he went into hiding, wise decision, hacking scum.

Sidetracked again, so we PQ’d, it was great, amazing, people left, new people came, I remained the leader, I’m a very easy going person, I find it easy to get along with people if they’re not out to harm you somehow, and I think that supports another cool thing I noticed, the leader’s attitude is eventually reflected in the party, if the leader is an ignorant prick who spouts off “noob” the party will eventually collapse under it’s own ego, dissent will rise, and much like Rome, will come crashing to the ground.

My party never had a single dissenting voice, no arguing, no infighting, jokes were had, it was fun, so we PQ’d a lot, in the teens I got pretty high on myself I have to admit, I felt like Joe “YEAH, COME ON, LETS GET IT ON, LET’S’DO’IT’AWRIGHT.” or something, but it got scary.

Not because of the other members, but when I was in the early 20s of PQing, I had made competitive enemies, people were out there for the sole purpose of dismounting me from this channel, at one point there were five or six parties, and I kept beating them, and I knew these people wanted to just beat me in. Well, they spammed-out two members, on two occasions, and I turned off all my invites and such in the teens, which I’m sure was a wise decision.

Next picture, this guy hit 31 in the PQ, and wanted to solo slime next time, he didn’t know he had to stop PQing, it was mildly adorable, and he gave us no problems after he accepted it, again, discourse could have ensued, but no, only pleasantries.

Next one, me being a smart ass, yeah, it’s a revelation, so what? Wanna fight about it?

And finally, me bowing out for my sister’s birthday cookout, thanking everyone for coming, after realizing I was the leader, people spouted off “pro” and “nub” left and right, I can’t say I ever felt “famous” but that’s as close as I’m gonna get, on a videogame played by teenagers.

The last pic, a sentimental picture which captures the experience quite well, we celebrated our 20th PQ, the last PQ with an original member, cake was served, it was quite good. *adjusts monocle*

In summary: This is everything a PQ should be, everything opposite to this, and everything I’ve ever complained about, are exactly what a PQ should never be, but almost always is.

Thank you and good night.