I usually have really. REALLY bad luck in GunZ. I mean it.

Yesterday, in an atk n def match, I Got killed by a noob TWICE because of lucky nades he was throwing about. It was like…

1st:

Me: -SPRAYYYY- BWAHAHAHHAHA YOU’RE GONNA GET—–
Noob: AHHHHH -throws nade-
Me: OWNE——nade bounces off wall- D—- -nade explodes in my face-coolGGG
Noob: -1hp?!! OMG-

2nd:

Me: NO MORE LUCKY NADES FOR YOU, NOOB!!!!!! -SPRAYYYYSSSSS-
Noob: cool HELP -throws two nades randomly–runs into dead end-
Me: BWHHAHAHAHAHHHA -starts static dbfing him-
Noob: -gets owned- ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: HAHA!!! OWNE—– -nade on ground underneath him blows me up-…D… GODDAMMMIIIITTTT!!!!!!!

And another one was:

Me: -randomly tumbles into a corner-

Some idiot’s nade HAPPENS to explode just when I ran into it and blows me up.

Me:… what.

And for the whole day that day, I was like.

My team: Pro, noob, noob, noob

Opposing team: Pro, pro, pro, noob

Therefore, for the whole miserable day, I got double teamed. NO MATTER WHICH ROOM I WENT INTO!!!!! EVEN IN FREE CHANNEL!!!!1@@@!!11111

And then, the most precious was:

Me and teammates in base: cool, 12 vs 4.

The 12 opponents SWARMED our base, guns blazing. I swear that behind their monitors, they’re giving mojojojo laughs.

Me: cool, MY TEAMMATES DIED??!!

From 12v4 into 12v…1.

Me: cool -runs-
Opponents: JOO CAN’T ESCAPE!!! -chases-

So the whole round, it was like, one HUGE HUGE swarm chasing me around… in mansion.

In the end, who won?

-glittering background with me jumping up and down slow mo-

Me: BWAHAHAHA I OWNED YOU ALL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
12 dead opponents: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO———–

-back to reality-

Me: cool ARRGHHHHH I DIED (duh)!!!!!!
12 opponents: BWAHAHAHAHA WE OWNED YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAA

……..Bleh………………

(Imppala, you (still) cursing me for making someone slam into your face and make you hit your head against a table in my story? x_x )

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At least I wasn’t that unlucky today.

I SWEAR, THE BULLETS WERE DODGING ME.

For starters, This is my score in a DEATHMATCH after 20 minutes.

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And no, I wasn’t k styling at all, barely touched my sword.

At that, it was: This is the start of a beautiful day.

I mean, for once, I managed to stack and dt others for a change– link

–Sit back, relax, and own noobs with spray– link

— Raise my score to this without k styling in the same room– link

—Ok this is a random pic from a few months back– link

–This is me and a teammate elevating to the middle of the dining room without doing anything at the start of the round lol— link

–Killing a guy who ran into me twice in a row. I swear I wasn’t stalking him.– link

Hahahaha.

Good times, good times. DDD