The 3 Noobs Ch 2

Ch 1 was a success so now its time to do ch 2. HURRAAAAAAAAAY

*Back at Burger King*

Noob2: Wat do you mean im at burger king!

Someguy: Well ur at burger king so you better buy something or get lost!

Noob2: Ok…..get me a Starbucks with extra ice.

Someguy: We dont sell that here.

Noob2: Well then **** you!

Someguy: You.

Noob2: *Pulls out sword*

Noob2: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someguy: Security! *Some fat woman comes*

Sally Struderz: Watz da problemz herez holmez! SAVE THE STARVING AFRICAN AMERICANS IN AFRICA!*opens a box of food from the red cross and eats a donut*

Noob2: OMG!! You evil **** ************* ****!

SallyStruderz: *Sniff* Sniff* Is that a chocolate yum-yum in your pocket?

someguy: Well yes…..theres more where those came from if you kill this guy…..BWAHAHHAHAHAHA!

noob2: BRING IT ON!

SallyStruderz:*Says some star trek crp* CHU U LOOOKEE OHHHHH DAA GO!

*In this scene, Noob2 and SallyStruderz have a fight where their girl fighting with their eyes closed and slapping each other*This scene was thought to be too graphic and violent that the author of the 3 noobs:Rasengan has cencored it*

SallyStruderz: YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS TIME NOOB2 BUT ILL GET CHUZ!

Noob2: Nay lo mo*For the people that knows what this means please post it below*

SallyStruderz: WATZ CHU SAZ ABOUTS MY MOMMAZ?

Someguy: Noob2, where did you come from cause ur going back there!

Noob2: Im from an episode of According to Jim where Andy tries to make a story about 3 noobs saving the day.

Someguy: *Turns on According to Jim and throws Noob2 into the tv*

noob2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*meanwhile back at maple island *farts*

Noob1: ZOMG ITS THE …………Gulp*………………CHESS CLUB!!!!!!Zcool!!!!!!!!

Noob3: Oh no……the chess club…..gulp*……..PirateJing….Red power ranger………Annikabelle……..Devilrymage…….and…. and………………….TIGER THE CAMEL!

noob1: OMG! SAVE US!

PirateJing: Hey…hey! You ****ers over there! I didnt invite you to my birthday party!

Annikabelle: hey let them come…..their our only other friends…..sob*

Devilrymage: ZOMG!@!@!@!!! I lost my eye glass repair kit! Help me find it Annikabelle!*Cough*Cough*

Powerranger: Big deal….I lost my Hello Kitty Island Adventure doll set……cries*Cough*COUGH*

Tiger the Camel: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Noob1: ZOMG their the biggest losers on maple island!

Noob3: If theres some KFC here im in!

Annikabelle: KFC? Oh no! We never eat that! We have our own supply of peaches and cream!

Noob1: W-T-F?

Noob3: OMG!

Noob3: Dont talk **** about KFC!*Stabs Annikabelle*

Annikabelle: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!……..tell me the ending of Star Trek in heaven friends…..*cough*…………..*D-E-A-D*

PirateJing:ZOMG YOU KILLED ANNIKABELLE!

Devilrymage:OMG! Team! ASSEMBLE!

Poweranger: Form of the…………………………………………..BUCKET!

Tiger The Camel:FORM OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE CORN!

PirateJing:Form OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………….my armpitz~!!!!!!

PirateJing:ASSEMBLE!

*In Notime the chess club-minus annikabelle transform into Mega-K.I.T.T.Y*

Noob1: Uh oh……Were goners……..sob*

Noob3: ……………………………………..

*Suddenly Noob2 Falls outa the sky and kills Mega K.I.T.T. Y*

Devilrymage:………..Remember me for my Hello Kitty Island Adventure Online Highscores and not my DrugDealing……..UUUGHHHHH*Dead*

Noob1: ZOMG NOOB2! You saved us!

Noob3: Hurray!

Noob1: Where were you anyways?

So noob2 told noob 1 and 3 about how he beat up Sally Struderz, got thrown into according to jim, and accidently
fell into Peter Jacksons The Lord of The Ring and had to be pooped out of a balrogs butt in order to be flushed back into maple Island.

So now the 3 happy noobs walked down off the hill and entered….Mape town!

What will happen next? Find out on this video off youtube!

13 thoughts on “The 3 Noobs Ch 2”

  1. D:

    Did I do anything?

    I like chess, so thats okay >.>

    I’m fine with KFC .

    I like peaches, dislike the cream .

    I have been killed, therfore I am alive .

  2. wow shes not mad with me killing her*But then again everybody in the chess club died*,

  3. I’m not going to be mad, as I am insane .

    If everyone in the chess club died, you have to pay for the funeral .

    They had been killed with swords of words, therefore they are lucky to be alive as they are now .

    Touchiness is not required here .

  4. Sry for double post but I also like chess(no im not a geek)

    I <3 KFC(no im not a fat4ss)

    I love peaches but dont like cream like Annikabelle

    I didnt die so HURRAY!

    Feel free to ask me to put you into my comic genius either by comment or e-mail i always check back

  5. hmmmmmmmmmmm , i didnt kill them noob2 did ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    *Dont forget*

  6. hmmmmm Annikabelle always had a way with words the problem is i never understand it, hmmmmmm

  7. uhhhhhhhhh mentaly mad huh, you should go to a mental asylum it makes you more insane but its a good place to die at(of boredom and starvation)

    jking

  8. MMMMMMM cheesy!*Ima go watch the 3 stooges and eat pringles now cya in an hour or so*

  9. If I have a way with words, the world are professionals at it.

    If the world are professionals, I am a waffle .

    I am not a waffle, therefore the world is not professionals at words.

    If they are not, therefore I don;t have a way with words .

    *Nods*

  10. I hope you asked for permission before using their namesÂ…

    And PLEASE don’t stretch the page! It hurts!

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