(Warning) Don’t read this if ur low-lvled in ms… This may give u a bad experience towards MapleStory… So enjoy those, who aren’t ^^ Btw: Pyracross is my main char’s name in ms
__Based on real story in maple__ <(*.*<)

Once upon a time lived a warrior named Pyracross. He travelled many times through cities and came across many nuisances- who continuously begged… One day Pyracross’s patience grew wary, as beggars continued their actions… He thought of this way to simply bring death upon them for his entertainment. This is how it all started.

Pyracross crosses a group of ppl in Henesys, as they were doing something*
Newbie1: cool MESOS PLZ, I AM POOR
Newbie2: MESOS PLZ, I AM POOR
*Mass spamming trade invitations*
Pyracross accepts 1 trade*
Pyracross: Wot do u want?
Minutes later….
Trader: cool GIMME MONEY PLOX! IM POOR AND I GOT HACKED!!
Pyracross: Omg another beggar… (Suddenly he twitches with fury)
Pyracross: MUST.. KILL.. ALL.. FRIGGIN.. NOOBS!!!

Pyracross forcefully took out his Trojan Bag that he earned from a Mac’s quest. He teleported to Henesys, came banging in Maya’s House and tied her on a beach and also tying a handkerchief to shut her up.
Pyracross began shouting out loud in ch1: “Dropping free stuff and mesos, follow me (newbies only)” And at that moment, came a rush of hungry- meso dwellers closer to Pyracross…
“Follow me” declared Pyracross, hiding his grin. Suddenly he saw an assassin lvl 30 following, which he halted the large party and told him to go away.

As the party finally arrived to Maya’s house, Pyracross dropped one bronze arrow to lure the newbie’s attention into one spot. After the drop, some item- hungry newbies shouted for more and Pyracross was ready for the final plot… “DROPPING MY ZARD” Yelled Pyracross. Now the attention, on the dropping spot was tense and ppl were eager to pick up… Pyracross finally, unleashed the dark powers within his Trojan Bag- making showers of tombstones raining everywhere… He added another bag over the safe spots where the noobs were safe- killing every1 in the house, except myself… There way no escape, they kept on respawning repeatedly in the house, however continuously died in despair…

Pyracross stood on the 2nd story of the house, where he tied Maya. Maya, observing this dreadful scene, cried with horror for help; however no one came to help… As Pyracross got impatient for this irritating little NPC- he took out his scimitar, blindfolded her and finally beheaded her, with blood spilling everywhere… (This part is made up xD)

Pyracross, gazing at this bloody scene, laughed maniacally for his success- for this bloody revenge, upon the noobs…

_The End__ (Do rate 10/X)
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~JackieQuang