As some of u guys no, I am now I bit off the track to making these stories, cos I have a exam in my school, so I only have very few times to back up these stories, ok? Anyways, enjoy this new edition of…. PIKA’S STORY!!! xD

Pika: It’s been a long walk now… Im beginning to have mush caps on my toes -_-*
Hog: Patience kiddo, we’re almost there now…
After, few minutes of walking, they suddenly hear a maidenly cry, from somewhere
Maidenly voice: Help!!! Help!!! Someone save me!!
Pika: OMG!!! We gotta save that beautiful princess, before someone evil snatches her! ><
Hog: Errr… Wot makes u think its even a “her”- it might be a “him” though… o.O
Pika thinks for a moment…
Pika: Ewww… U sure have a sick mind, dude! xO
Hog: Lololololol ^o^
Maidenly voice: HELP HELP!!! SAVE ME GODDAMIT!!!
Pika: Either it’s a “he” or a “her” we gotta save “it”!!! (Still imagining that it is a princess)
Hog: Agreed! (while imagining the person as a ugly hobo in bikini xD)

As they ran towards the voice, Pika, first realised that it was a fat, enormous mushmom- finishing a party humans and crying out loud for help at the same thing.
Pika: O.O I changed my mind now, u can have the girl for urself.
Hog: Yay! Thanx ill have the hobo for myself! ^^
Mushmom: what DID U SAY???
Hog: HOLY MACARONY CHEESED, PIZZA!!! She sure is HUGE xO
Pika: Errr… Where’d u find that line in the script? o.O
Mushmom: NO DISREPESTING MY PRIORITIES!!! *Slaps hog*
Hog: Argh… No b1tch slapping me madam! xO
Pika: I wouldn’t have said that if I was u… -_-

As Mushmom was about to slap Hog again, a stream of steelies shot where they stood.
Mushmom: Ahhh!!! It’s the Mush Mashers!!!
Pika: Mashed potatoes? o.O
Hog: Wot do u want from us?!!
Hermit: I want revenge from wot u did to my comrades!
Hog: They were pretty pathetic! Killing them was easier to grunt “oink!”
Hermit: Well… Now I’ll crush u all, easier than getting PIG HEADS!
Hog: O.O well… Getting pig heads? That’s hard though…
Hermit: Nvm… Let’s get ready to Rumble!!!
Pika suddenly twitches with rage and revealed his FURY

_To be continued__
<(^^<) (>^^)> A happy Kirby Production

~JackieQuang