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As the armoured hog hero charged at the huge group of humans, he suddenly exploded and made his armour blast around him- revealing a bulky looking- Pig with an AK. As Pika saw this, his mouth hung wide-open and with two eyes bulging out O.O. As the Warrior and Thief charged towards our “Rambo” hero, they tried use a combination of power-strikes and double stabs few times- but these blows didn’t affect our Rambo-hero. Suddenly, the hero took out his AK- Shooting the huge party of evil humans… As he shot every1 down- strange sounds came from behind the Maple Story background- sound effects.

Narrator: HEADSHOT!!!
Narrator: ULTRA-KILL!!!
Narrator: OVERKILL!!!
Narrator: GOD-MODE!!!
Narrator: 0MFG!!!
Rambo-Hog: STFU DUDE!!! UR DRIVING ME NUTS!!!
Narrator: Oh srry- just some Counter-Strike reactions XD

Anyways, back to our new hero- Rambo Hog. As his ammunition went empty, his enemies began regaining their strength again. In spite of this, Rambo quickly grabbed a snail, pulled off its head and threw it in the crowd- illogically blowing up the party.

Narrator: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
Rambo-Hog: DON’T MAKE ME KILL U AS WELL!!!
Narrator: Chill dude, I won’t make it happen again…
A lightning/ice mage from behind Rambo, who tries to cast the Cold Beam, but finds that he is out of mana pots, but tries to find some from the bags, of his dead comrades. As Pika noticed this, he quickly snatches a bow from a dead human, but finds the quarry empty; therefore instead he grabs a wandering nearby turkey in the plains (Thanksgiving event). As the mage was finally found a mana elixir, Pika, luckily shoots the turkey up the mage’s ass- right in time.

Rambo-Hog: Whew! I almost got frozen to death! Thanx kid!
Pika: Np, but I think I gave the mage a bit of a feathery surprise, lol
Both: Hahahahahahahhaha!!!
Narrator: COUNTER- TERRORISTS WINS!!!
*Both Shoots the narrator*

At the end of this bloody chapter, Pika and Rambo decides to venture deeper into the parts of the village… To see THE MOM TO RULE THEM ALL! MUAHAHAHHAHA!

_To be continued__
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