In the previous chapter, when Pika had triggered the flame, the devastating power of “The Texas Style- Chilli Con Carne” was so potent, that it eventually blew Pika up the sky, as well.

Pika awoke, realising that his tail was somehow- straight and slightly burnt at the end. At the moment he stood up, he noticed the odd place he was in- it was some kind of battlefield of steel plates and shining armours. As he took a scroll around, he found a deep-dark trench, which he curiously peeked in… ROOAARRR!!! Yelled an odd armoured pig with AK. As the armoured pig jumped out of the trench, when he was about to pulled the trigger, he luckily made quick reflexes to stop.

Armoured Hog: Who the hell r u?!! And how the hell did u find me?!!
Pika: I dunno, I just peeked in this frigging hole until u came out at me, yelling like a frigging moron… -_-
Armoured Hog: But aren’t u aware, of where on earth u r?!!
Pika: No.
Armoured Hog: Well… TOO BAD BABY! UR GONNA DIE HERE!!! UR GONNA BURRNNN IN HELL!!!
Pika F7s and stares at the loco- pig, until both of them hear a swift sound of a throwing star.
Armoured Hog: Omg! We’re all sooo gonna get OWNED, by the MUSH MASHERS!
Pika: Mashed potatoes? what o.O
Armoured Hog: MUSH MASHERS, Godamit! They’re a group of serial killers in this village- they massacred all my families and now I’m the last armoured hog.
Pika: “The Last Armoured Hog?” Cool title man, r u gonna be like “The Last Samurai” or something? o.O
Armoured Hog: No kidding dude, this is serious crap! -_-*

As they kept on arguing, they heard a wailing cry from somewhere. Pika and the armoured hog agreed to find out wot was happening, so they decided to run towards where the cry was heard. As they got closer to see wot was happening, they saw a group of humans- threatening a poor orange mushroom.

Sin: Hey dudes, wot should we have for dinner, any recommendations?
Warrior: ME HUNGRY, ME LOVVEEE MUSHROOM SOUP!!!
Mage: Hmmm… Mushroom soup seems nice indeed.
Bowman: Good thing we have the rite ingredients- right in front of us!

Pika: Dammit! I see another innocent mushroom going to heaven; I wish these humans would go to hell someday… = (
Armoured Hog: Well… ILL MAKE THEM GO TO HELL- RITE NOW!!! XD
The armoured hog leaps into action, but Pika couldn’t stop him*
Armour Hog: UR ALL GONNA DIE, U SON OF A B1TCHES!!! ITS KILLING TIME!!!

_To be continued__
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