In the previous chapter, Chief Stan has busted our three youngsters for smoking… Alex has escaped to Kerning to have his peace without any irritation from the old fart XD.
Alex: Cough* its dam polluted here! I can hardly breathe.
Youngster1: You’ll get used to it dude.
Youngster2: Yea and you can become a homie- like us. =D

As time went past, Alex became sin and learned assassin skills such as dark sight and haste.
(This is the part where you accomplish “Alex the runaway kid” quest)
He began thinking about returning to Henesys, to see how things were going.
Alex: Grandpa, it’s me! Alex! =O
Chief Stan: Who the hell is Alex?!! I NEVER remembered of having a brat in my house!
Alex: I left Henesys, when you yelled at me and embarrassed me in front of my friends …
Chief Stan: Oh, now I remember… You should be thankful that I repented for your crime…
Alex: REPENTED?! CRIME! You were the one throwing me out of Henesys for smoking hay!
Chief Stan: DON’T MAKE ME ANGRY AGAIN YOU LITTLE SCUM!
Alex: Well… Ok… (Better let the old fool go… For now)

As Alex went around the village showing some of his new learned assassin skills, he impressed many people in Henesys- who were bowmen-born…
Person1: Wow sweet! Some hot-stuff you have there… O.O
Person2: I agree! I’m practically bored of seeing bowmen everywhere now… We bowmen SUCK!
Legolas: What the hell did you say?! Don’t make me kill you! BOWMEN ROX! XD
Person1: Chill Mr. Elf, he didn’t mean that by purpose -_-
As Alex went out training in Henesys training grounds, he used haste to try to score some girls… However, this only scored BAD attention from an old fart.

Chief Stan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE BRAT?!! what!!! ARE YOU SPEED-HACKING?!!
Alex: Speed- hacking?!! I’m hasting myself up…
Chief Stan: DON’T LIE TO MY YOU SHYTTY BOY! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT HACKING IS ILLEGAL!!!
Alex: But I’m not! I’m telling you the truth! * Dark Sights and avoids all monsters attacks*
Chief Stan: what?!! NOW YOU’RE GOD-MODING?!! YOUR IN SERIOES TROUBLE YOUNG MAN!
Alex: I am NOT god-moding GODDAMIT! YOU OLD FART! (Finally letting out the anger)
Chief Stan: WHAT THE **** DID YOU **** SAY?!! POLICE! ARREST THIS STUPID KID! SENTENCE HIM FOR USING FOUL LANGUAGE AGAINST HIS- poor nice, innocent old man
AND FOR UNLIMITED HACKING!

Few months later, Chief Stan was sent to a hospital, where there tons of REAL HACKERS
*Hacker flies outside- taunting Chief Stan*
Chief Stan: (Notices outside window) OMG! THERES ANOTHER HACKER THERE! LOOK!
Nurse: Sure… You’re said that hundreds of times now… I barely see anything outside -_-*
* Another hacker, speed- hacks and runs outside- side and forth*
Chief Stan: ARGH!!! AND ANOTHER HACKER!!! PLEASE REPORT HIM!!! DEFAME HIM! DO ANYTHING TO HIM!
Nurse: I GOT ENOUGH NOW! We’re send you to the mental home for “Irritating, nagging old farts”

By then, Alex lived happy ever after without anyone nagging him…
Chief Stan: HELLPPP ME ALEX!!! I’VE ALWAYS BEEN SOOO NICE TO YOU! PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS HORRID PLACE!!!

_The End__ (Do rate 10/X)
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