This is just a joke i thought of, therefore i just wrote this joke to cut my boredom… I tried to change it to kinda “maplestory” vision- so chill homies!!! ^o^

One sunny day in henesys, Chief Stan finds out his grandson- Alex hung out with some teenagers, doing some “unacceptable” as he would say.
Chief Stan: Hey u useless little scumbags! Did u try to smoke this week?! U SHOULD U SMOKING KILLS STUPID LIL’ KIDS WHO DON’T LISTEN TO THEIR GRANDFATHER!!!
Alex: Erhm… Calm down, Chief Stan- we were just chewing hay in our mouth
Chief Stan: HAHAHA!!! WOT A LAME, IDIOTIC, PATHETIC LIE U HAVE THERE SON!!! COME TO MY OFFICE AND WE’LL SEE!!
Chief stan forced the younsters to wait and come one by one… Alex was first to go in…
Chief stan: Sit down u little scumbag!!!
Alex sits down, as Chief Stan stangely offered him a small box of french fries.
Chief stan: Take one chip for christ sake!!! We don’t have all day!!!
As Alex took held one french fry up, he held it in a “ciggarette position”
Chief stan: Aha!! I caught u red handed, u lil’ scum!!!
Chief stan forces Alex to go outside his office, as he told him to get the next one in…

As Alex went outside, he told the 2nd younster, to not hold the french fries in the ciggarette position.
Chief stan: Sit down u lazy cow!!!
Chief stan offers him to take the fries, but he passes the 1st test- since Alex told him not to hold the ciggarette position. As Chief stan saw the boy passed the first test, he offered him katchup.
As the boy dipped the fry in the katchup, he notices he had taken too much, therefore forcefully squashes the fry down on the table- like if someone squashed a cigarrete to take away it’s burnt top.
Chief stan: AHA!!! I CAUGHT U PATHETIC KIDDOS AGAIN!!!
The same thing happened- the 2nd boy told the 3rd boy to no squash the ciragrette with katchup on…
Chief stan: Come in brainless brat!!!
Chief stan gets impressed by all the test he passed, however there was last one…
Chief stan: OMG!!! THERES FIRE ON U!!!
Suddenly, when the 3rd boy hears this, his reflex action told him to grab the fry and stamp it- like how u would stamp a finished cigarette…
Chief stan: AHAHAHA!!! I BUST ALL U STUPID LIL’ KIDS!!!

Suddenly Alex got really mad and ran far away- to Kerning City, despite of how Chief stan treated him… This is how the quest “Alex the Runaway” kid happened…
Chief stan: Wot did I do wrong? I think I treated him nice =D

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