Memoirs of an Ice/Lit mage.

Let me exclaim my excitement about this being my first blog:

Good. Now that that’s done, I think I should start with something rather simple. I’m thinking: A list of things that are on lists of things. Or maybe just a list of things that my MapleStory character did recently. So, in honor of this blog, and in honor of my maplestory character, who, unfortunately could not be with us today, because he’s currently in basic training. (He made the mistake of thinking that the pencils at the army recruiting booth were “Free”, unfortunately, each one comes with a 6 year service requirement, and he took 42 pencils [He has OCD])

In the altogether pleasant nature of this being my first blog ever written for MMOTALES, I’d like to mention the following:

1. This is my first blog.
2. I’ve read several other blogs.
3. Bad things tend to happen when I get bored.
$. FFXII, despite it’s criticism, rocks.
P. This statement is false.

Okay then. My main character in MapleStory is Randomonity. He’s “Randomonity” in that I tend to be very random, and because it’s fun to make up words and insist that they’re official.

So, the various atrocities that Randomonity has commited himself to lately:

-Waged a battle of intelligence, and promptly ran out of ammunition.
-Alphabetized a bag of M&M’s.
-Became a dictator (See first picture)
-Vote-Kicked Aurida’s pet for the reasons that it’s a dog, and was, (still is) trying to murder him. (Second pic)
-Found the base (Third pic)
-Lost the Game.
-Developed OCD
-Developed a case of Alzheimers.
-Forgot he had OCD.
-Forgot he had alzheimers.
-Forgot to put on his proper set of equipment.
-Got killed by a red snail because he forgot pain is bad.
-Forgot to die, and became invincible.
-Promptly remembered that he was supposed to do something, but was unsure of exactly what it was.
-Forgot, but he hasn’t remembered what.
-Knitted a sweater out of bricks.
-Remembered to die.
-Died. Gained 5% experience… what!
-Played Cricket. Underwater. Against Sharks. With war hammers.
-Sentenced to 15 consecutive death sentences, because, apparently, playing cricket is illegal in some countries.
-Served 15 death sentences, having a phoenix down used on him each time.
-Respawned. In midair. As a bowl of petunias.
-Died.
-Met God. Attempted to explain how and why he died, but failed to find the right words.
-Casted back into life to find a better education.
-Played Russian Roulette with 9 other people, using a 9-shot pistol that loads with a magazine. He was the tenth player.
-Struck by lightning. Ironic, because he’s an Ice/Lit mage.
-Sued himself for plagiarism. Won. In a (totally unrelated) series of events, became president of France.

There you go. If you find any of these statements offensive, false, or just plain annoying, please contact the FBA (Federal Bureau of Apathy), and we will make it our first priority to find a reason to look into considering the idea of reading your complaint.

13 thoughts on “Memoirs of an Ice/Lit mage.”

That was bloody brilliant. I’m not British.
My frist blog went pretty well, probably the only reason why I stayed.
Welcome to MMO. Do my bidding at all costs, and we’ll get along fine <3

(That was a joke by the way)

Weeeeeeeeee.Welcome to MMOTales,May I take your order?

Would you like an Apple Pie with that?

Yes I am weird.

My first blog was so nonsensical, I’ve deleted it.

In fact, my “first” blog on my MMOid is actually, like, my 5th or something.

Bravo! Bravo! Your first blog was? It sounds like you’ve been blogging for awhile. It was hilarious and welcome to MMotales!

TheReplaced said: “I can’t stop laughing. I only have one question. What is OCD?

Anyways, welcome to MMOTales.”

OCD is Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, it means u HAVE to do something no matter wat.

i supposedly have OCD becuase i clean stuff up when there’s a spill / mess or something else. . .

i liked ur list of stuff, it was really funny, althogh the dog screeny / item didn’t make much sense to me =/

evildragon said: “

TheReplaced said: “I can’t stop laughing. I only have one question. What is OCD?

Anyways, welcome to MMOTales.”

OCD is Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, it means u HAVE to do something no matter wat.

i supposedly have OCD becuase i clean stuff up when there’s a spill / mess or something else. . .

i liked ur list of stuff, it was really funny, althogh the dog screeny / item didn’t make much sense to me =/”

Haha if i spill something I get my bro to wipe it >_>

Nice.
This place is nice, except most people take thing WAY too seriously. (Idolizing people, treating this place as if it was a Social community, etc.)
I hope you have fun, and I hope to hear ALOT more from you.