“Early CC 06:

There has been many controversies regarding cults in the past. However, the most notorious of these is MMOTales itself. The basis of the “religion” is Maplestory. However, unlike other fully fledged religions such as Basilmarket and Sleepywood, the one’s at MMOTales consistently misinterpret the religious books and the guidance offered by the Wizet (see God, or now known as NEXON). This movement was originally started by someone named “Captain”. He began his teachings in early 2006 and showed his people the sacred art of blogging. Apparently, time’s test had undone his true goals.

Mid CC 06: Battle of le hoxors

Many began to join the movement and attempt to break it apart. At first there was Sephiroth123, Arialialinus, and Guruji. After defeating them all, Guruji was the only survivor left. He began his parade on legalizing haxors, the MapleCrack Pill, anarchy, and plotting the destruction of Wizet Himself (see God/NEXON). Many came and stood against this almighty-being, others resided with him. The one’s who have tried their attempts have failed miserably and can be seen on roadsides selling crack, sniffing crack, or attending poker nights at Lucifer’s Bar & Grill.

However, a tragedy occurred. As more new cult members began to appear to join, Captain returned from his hiatus to check back on the members. This was his undoing. He was met with hundreds upon hundreds of half-ass stories, flame wars, hackers waving their e-penors around, and more stories made from the feces of gorilla droppings. He did not survive. His memorial can be found in the pockets of the Sasquatch. Just ask Impalla on the corner for directions.

Late CC 06: The Rise

Recently, there has been a phenomenon of students from Asia rushing home straight after school to “Post my MMO tale”. It could thus be concluded that MMOTales is indeed gaining popularity across the globe, thanks to the written efforts of MMO Pioneers SilverFx, Indescane, as well as the unnaturally cute smartass Guruji. Of course, the babelicious AliyahRoyal is a magnet who helps increase the boy count (and their IQ) on the site. Stupid hookers these days, but alas it evidently brings more fame to MMOtales.

The Tazzie Talkshow, which is the Pulau Ubin equivalent of the Oprah Winfrey show, lately reported a cult by the name of MMOT (one wonders how they pronounce it) that has taken to prowling the streets along Orchard Road late at night, interrupting making out sessions and coercing the couples to join MMOTales or have their pictures released online. Definitely, this cult has been bringing publicity to MMOTales.

Essare Nadan, the Bishop of MMOTales during World War IX said of his cult, “We dedicate ourselves to bringing individuals with low intellectual capabilities to MMO so that they can be enlightened like us. The world today needs more of the likes of Ezyan and DaMunky instead of the asshats who persist in killing the world with their exceptionally low IQs. Furthermore, making out along Orchard Road is a very stupid idea, unless these people are exhibitionists, and don’t mind getting fined for indecent exposure.”

Well that’s the textbook variant. Here’s mine.

Guru woke up and decided to click another one of those dangerous Google ads. He reached this site when looking for something cheese-related, and rushing all his Brampton friends over. Soon, this place was populated.

Then, the legendary writers were borne, SilverFX, Aaru, and Mipsacri. These 3 were the pioneers of MMOTales, and brought it enough glory to warrant a small link on the corner of Basil Market.

These 3 wrote tales of such epic proportions I can’t even remember them all. They captivated us newcomers, made us want to stay. I personally was brought in by Silver’s awesome Aurora’s Redemption tale.

There, tragedy struck. AA certain individual who shall not be named (due to stupidity of forgetting his name), stole Aaru’s finest work and sold it to a writer company. They bought him out, leaving Aaru’s stories under copyright.

Then, the RP. A role-playing forum, called Khaini RP, was the next biggest hit, with celebrities like Ezyan and Gujju posting and writing. Then another tragedy, and another half-tard posted PRON on the forum, causing the God (Cap’t) to close down the forum.

One named fpooned (The NINJA) appeared, answering all questions in his blog BEFORE they were posted, making his blog the MOST VIEWED AND MOST FAVOURITED of all time. He became like a second god.

Then the link. The dreadful, yellow-encrusted link this holy site was placed on Basil Market.

Turmoil ensued. Flamers, spammers, almost every kind of internet nub that could be named infested teh site. Many pioneers left after this event, unfortunately, fearing MMOTales, was lost forever. The remaining few decided to take action, forced all spammers to shut it equipping anti-flame shields.

Then Mipsacri rose as the first (And ONLY moderator of MMOTales), soon calm was brought back.

Soon, the site filled again with posters immune to Engrish, such as saph, MasterCheezy, Annikabelle, and others, forgive me if you were not named. All was prosperous. The Paper Hell RP (Previously Khaini RP) even opened up again, and Aurora’s Redemption was in full swing (including bonus chapters, by moi, check my MMOiD).

Debates were brought up over the usage of the ‘I like this’ buttons, lasted for a long time, but they stayed.

And then, the Profil3 link. Ugh. A small, beige link right at the header of our site that our God made. Cap’t encouraged us to join the site, however, it was found to be teeming with spammers in less then 3 days. We had tried to make a guild, but we were eventually crushed. Angry and frustrated, we demanded that he remove the link at once. It was a chapter in our lives that will not be read again.

All well again, excluding hot debates over nothing from the Ninja and sirsolo, a smart talker and avid debater.

As of then, the Paper Hell RP had been moved to a serperate website and many pioneers are still gone.

Then, the depression. About a few months ago. Everyone just left.

I will list many who I can remember to be sacred to this site’s founding.

Guruji
Co-Founder, basically.

IndigoLove
A soft girl that The Ninja madly loved. Very talented in, different things.

Aliyahroyal
A hot, boy-attracting girl who startled us with her funny and addicting blogs.

Shatred
Under mental treatment. Amazing writer, funny all around.

Gujju
Otherwise known as Sneha, a sweet blogger with VERY long blogs. Featured in love scenes. Loved madly by Pirkid.

SilverFX
One of the best writers in the world. Her stories captivated us ’til the very end.

Rew
A frequent leaver of the site who always came back to us with sad scrolling adventures.

Ezyan
The Maple love (and school) blogger. Had lots of friends.

Indescane
An amazing writer, but could never stick to one series.

Imppala
A popular person who surprising didn’t write much.

Darkwar4ever
Amazing archiver, best known for the MMO’s Finest forum he created. Also creator of a lot of cool videos, whic h I forgot about.

fPooned
The Ninja. The god, The most popular guy on this website. Had a Ladyfriend who he would never reveal.

Fenrir
The wolf in the banner.

MrLumpy
Funny guy. You can tell by his name. Also an AMAZING drawer.

Waffle
A popular writer who based everything he had on waffles. Great guy, founded the SWDA. (Severe Waffle Deficiency Asylum)

Ganzicus
The best comic maker thus far. Has 5 pages of comics. Also ‘I liked’ everyone’s blog.

DaMunky89
Wrote a lot, played a lot, very wise. Also popular.

Mipsacri
Steel-Whip-Mip, as we call her. a tough cookie, also the only mod on MMOTales.

Leifgreen
Would often make reference to green. Dunno. Frequent poster.

Grimno
Him and his Conker games.

islapbabies
Very popular, great poster, not many blogs.

Dest1
He had so many friends…Great guy in person, good Rp-er.

Annikabelle
She was a huge hit. She was everywhere, loved by everyone. Almost made a mod.

Sapphire8
Old MMO-er, great GUY, gone now, wonder where. I miss him.

MasterCheeze
2nd comic maker. Ganzie is first, but it’s so close. Had a lot of friends.
I love this guy, we always had a good laugh together. Featured in a love story.

There’s so many more, but it’s 1 am here and I’m beat.

Who am I?

I am known as Pirkid, or Pir, Pirkiiee (By Ani), Falerix, Lemons (By Ani), Dino, and other things.
EDIT: Oh, apparently I’m PIRKICHIP nao. Sweet beans.

I resided here near the birth of this site. I left during depression, about a few months ago, when there was nobody left. I am in love with Gujju, an avid blogger and love-story writer, a RP writer, and somewhat popular.

I am returning. I say Hello to everyone here that I know and that know me, and I say HIYYAS! to anyone I don’t know.
I might be starting another series, but for now I’ll just post around and learn what’s going down nowadays.

I’m sure you’re all like, what the heck?! ‘ho this guy lolz com her act lyke popularr lyke you sucs’. I say, concrete lemon to you.

I’m back.
Let me know how this place is going right now.