Start: 9:02 A.M EST

Tabulation of Divisions
1. Explanation of Pictures
2. Level Up!
3. The Spraining of Pirkiiee’s tailbone. (Pic not including, as they were deemed too awful by the SWDS association)
4. Maple Events (Lag Time!)
5. Strange Conversations
6. I FOUND APPLES AND THE ARCTIC!
7. Disbanding guilds make little kittens cry.
8. More randomness. (yays)
9. Final Thoughts

[h]1. Pictures[/h]
Currently listening to: Burn the Evidence – Billy Talent

Pic 1: Level to 47
Pic 2: Level to 48
Pic 3: Level to 49
Pic 4: Level to 50
Pic 5: Level to 51

I think that enough of explanations.

*hands out cookie jar*

[h]2. Levels[/h]
Currently listening to: Perfect World – Billy Talent
The last few days, I went on a rampage.
The last week as well. (See Pic 1, 2, 3)

I had got to level 49, and to celebrate, I decided to help my friend/neighbour with the new patches. (This was back when KFT wasn’t here.)
I showed him Amoria, and Perion Castle, and we were going to go to Ludi when he said,
“ZOMG IT IS LYKE ORBIS BUT WITH FREEMARKET AND A PQ, LOLOL”
I showed him OPQ. Him being 62, but a newb, we got into an exp party. (Originally I thought that really meant ‘experienced party.
He gained 3 % after 3 minutes.
It was my turn to go all capitalized noob form. (“LYKE ZOMG YOU GOT LYKE 3 % YOU CHEAT LOLOLOLLOL”)

It was time to get to 50, to do OPQ. (He is where I started to phail. Watch.)

Retz. I wanted to kill them, but at the same time keep one as a pet. They were best friends and my hatred enemies.
Lightning, MC, Lightning, Occasional Level 2 Meditation.
(LOW LEVEL SKILLS HAVE FEELINGS TOO YA KNOW!)
I finally got to 50.
And the world crashed around me.

I got onto Basil, and saw this topic about level requirements.
Level 51-70: OPQ.

*bangs head on wall*

So, after strenuous training, since I had the time (refer to Division 3), I manged to get to 51.
Now, I’m beat. 3 levels in 3 days can really take it out of someone.

[h]3. Spraining Tailbones (And other things)[/h]
Currently listening to: This Suffering – Billy Talent
Let’s see.

1. Broke right leg, 3-4 years ago, before I moved to Brampton
Cause: I can’t remember well. My bike pulled up too far when I used the BACK WHEEL brake, it fell on my leg.

2. Broke left arm, 1 year ago
Cause: Rock in middle of tobogganing hill. I managed to find the rock afterwards and end it’s glee.

3. Busted knee, 3-6 months ago
Cause: Slipped in bathtub, also managed to crack said tub. (It’s being fixed right now, lol.)

4. Sprained tail-bone, 3 days ago.
Cause: Falling off a playground roof, 10 feet from ground. Was playing Grounders.

Yea.

Life’s a *BEEPERZ*.

I couldn’t walk very well. It happened on Thursday. Yes, 10 feet. I sat in the office for a bit, my dad eventually picked me up.
I couldn’t go to school today or Friday, and I couldn’t go to the volunteer events I was planning to go to.
I also can’t march, and I have Air Cadets tonight, inspection night. Gods.

Anyways, enough of old Pirkid complaining.

[h]4. The new Maple Event (Includes Maple items and lotsalag.)[/h]
Currently listening to: Pins And Needles – Billy Talent
I FOUND A MAPLE HAT!
AND I LAGGED!
Yes, that happened twice.

Remember kids, DON’T DO LAG.

Okay.
For everyone look for that new map in Victoria, here it is!
LYKE ZOMG

It’s in Maple Island. So they didn’t lie, it in in Victoria, Maple Island is part of Victoria. Like Hawaii and U.S.A.
Maple Island: Training Camp

When you start a character, talk to Serra’s sister/cousin/clone, who’s wearing a ‘Maple suit’, for lack of a better name.

You are turned into a Maple seed, (green costume), and shoved into this cavern of a sort, where seedlings like you are put on a treadmill and made to watch horribly explicit and hacked videos of the 4 classes. (The mage can heal and do lighting. Haxxors.)

Soon, you see the normal people that you would see w/o the training camp, but now they’re all Maple suited. Instead of killing underpowered Jr. Sentinels, you kill underpowered Energizer bunnies and white fur balls. Ebilness, thy name is Maple.

Soon, you finish, with hopefully a level or two, and you are shoved into the map right after the newb quests’ maps.

[h]5. Strange Convos with Randoms[/h]
Currently listening to: P5hng M3 A*wy – Linkin Park

Randomguy!!11: LYKE ZOMG WERE J00 GET MAPLE HAT!
Dyner: Retz. Go to Ludi.
Randomguy!!11: I BUY CAN I BUY I PAY MONEYS CAN I BUY THE HAT YOU WANT HOW MUCH!
Dyner: It’s untradable. I wish I could sell.

Randomguy!!11 has asked you to trade.

Dyner: I can’t trade, dude.
Randomguy!!11: L0L0L YOU NUB I PAY 100 MESOS, GIMME HAT N0W, L0L

You have canceled the trade.

Enter a channel:
Ch.1

Map: Subway: Area 1

I walk in and kill a bubbling. The map is completely full.
zZSasukeZz: stop ksing me u nub
Dyner: <.>

Maple Scorpio drop in Path of Time
I pick it up.
DicksyNormis: DUDEGUY DUDEGUY DUDEGUY DUDEGUY DUDEGUY DUDEGUY DUDEGUY DUDEGUY DUDEGUY DUDEGUY DUDEGUY MAPLE DUDEGUY DUDEGUY SCORPIO DUDEGUY DUDEGUY I DUDEGUY DUDEGUY BUY DUDEGUY DUDEGUY

You have died from spam. Press OK to go back to the nearest town.

[h]6. APPLES AND THE ARCTIC![/h]
Currently listening to: How Are You – Jewellery
No, not these apples.
This APPLES!
I owe a LOT to her. More explained later.
No, not this Arctic.
This Arctic!
He was my enemy, my rival, and one of my best friends. When he got back on this weekend, we had fun while he explored the NEW KFT map.

[h]7. Guilds[/h]
Currently listening to: We Takin’ Over – DJ Khaled
Assassinate
Joined: My friend/neighbour’s (See Division 2) close friend added me.
Length: 10-13 months.
Left: King, the leader, started to act possessed. He said he wanted only 50’s and over in the guild all of a sudden. Me, being 42, got my rear end booted, along with Apples (See Division 6), legless, ryten, and many others. My friend stayed, but left on his own.

Much of my Maple Life was with this guild. Dramas, marriages, joint PQs, it was all here. That one day, it all left.

EliteFour
Joined: After Assassinate broke up, I left Maple for a while. When I got back on, PineAppler had caught up to me, and owned me in looks. I was still wearing a Starlight. Egh.
She had guild hopped for a while. Eventually, she joined this guild, EliteFour, and invited me.
Length: A good 5-7 months.
Left: One completely random day, it disbanded. I got on, and the little name wasn’t there. I whispered Viroko, the leader, and he said it disbanded, but wouldn’t give me an explanation. Dejected, I didn’t have the heart to train, and logged off.

EliteFour was like a second Assassinate. The rumors between Aakil, who was like my big sister, and Viroko, who WAS my hero (Level 10x I/L mage.) Lotteries, GPQ’s everything.

Iridescence
Joined: Randomly, when I was entering Ludi.
Length: 3-4 weeks
Left: MSLegends called me. (Read on.)

A pretty boring guild, it was okay at time but it didn’t have ANY of the spunk of my previous guilds.

MSLegends
Joined: A great friend, also an MMOer, Dest1, asked his leader to add me.
Current Guild
With about 30 people, it’s hectic. Conversations can vary every minute. Not as fun as my previous 2 guilds, but I’ve been it for a mere 1 week, so I’ll give it time. Thanks Dest1!

[h]8. More randomness[/h]
Currently listening to: Lupin the 3rd – Ventura
I played for too long.
I WAS SO CLOSE!
I killed it! Durrr. . .
His eyes, they BURN!

[h]9. Final Thoughts[/h]
Currently listening to: Final Destination – Hirokazu Ando

So, yea. Broken tailbone, 3 levels, apples, maple hats, guilds, love, and lagfest. You have witnessed my Maple life since about 4 months.

Special thanks:
Dest1, for a lot.
My friend Harsh, the friend/neighbour.
Aliyah, for just being her.
Gujju for entertaining me on MSN, lol.
MasterCheeze. *coughCheezycough*
Grimno. I congratulate you once again. (I got run over in his game of Conker. <.>
Mrlumpy for that drawing, which will be coming out soon, hopefully.
Cap’t. Creating this awesome site.

~~~~Pirkid~~~~

End: 11:10 A.M EST