Meh, I took a break from my quest to the legendary level 45 and decided to go on the quest to kill the legendary Elvarg of Runescape. Yes, I play it. *group gasp*

*gives props to Fenrir*

So here I am. Standing in the middle of Port Sarim, holding a map in one hand, a sack of bright orange lobsters in the other, and at the same time trying to wave at Ned to not leave without me. People jsut walk by. Sure, don’t help me…

I reach the dammed island, just as the 50-years exprienced fisherman crahes the boat. -.-

Running away from the skeletons and the big giants covered in what I thought was fetus.
The hobgoblins jump me and take a lobster. (They start killing each other over it.)

And of course, I waited to get eaten by King Scorpions, but no, they are too cool for me. My meat will make them un-cool. (Just die.)

And then that big red dragon thing blocks the hole. I see some level 12 doing 0, 0, 0, so I run past.

Down the hole. It smelled like cheese.

Past more skeletons, I see the Great Elvarg stuck in a cage. Feeling sorry for it, I open the door, but a skeletons locks me in. Yippee.

So I drop my bag of lobsters behind a rock and face the big dragon.
Slash, stab, cow-bong!

*2*

He shoots fire at me, and misses, hittting my bag of lobsters instead. Turn around and it’s just black ash, man.
I’m angry now, it took me 2 hours to stick my cage into a school of fish and come back with a lobster that magically appears in it after 5 rounds. Then I had to yell out FIRE! like a hobo, hoping someone didn’t forget their axe.

Pang, ka-pew, ca-boma-boma-boma!

(Leave me and my SFX alone.)

I kept at it, my green scimmy glinting at me.
Finally hte dragon crumples. A scroll appears in my face, blocking my view.
I gained a whole lotta exp. Wewt wewt.

THe door somehow opens. I cry looking at the pile of black ashes, then march outside and kill the skeletons 3 times for locking me in. It just wouldn’t give up, because silly me, I wouldn’t pick up the piles of bones.
Somehow they kept coming back with steel swords too. what?

So I reach a wall. I says *Secret Door* on it.
I mean, come on.

THen I finally reach the magically levitating rope after raiding a spider of her eggs and getting dive-bombed by Giant Bats. They were really big for some reason.
I arrive in Karumja, the holy fishing island.
Then I reliase,when I click the odd blue compass, I’m done all the quests!

WOOT!

Now if only I can convince my parents to pay $7 bucks a month.

If skeletons could fly…

-Just a note, it happened almost exactly like this. Maybe not the hobgolblins but yea. 95% trueness. Like butter.-

~~~~Pirkid~~~~