I’m trying to make funny stories, to bump up my status. I’ll leave my other stories for now, and continue them later 😀 but enjoy. (this might suck… just to warn you)

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It started as a happy day with the sun shining and smiling and wearing sun glasses and other childish stuffs. :D. Kochi the slime ran out of the hay, leaving his family sleeping. Loki and Henta, Kochi’s younger siblings ran out with him.
“Where are the rest of my brothers and sisters?” asked Kochi.
“Oh theyre going out-” Loki was interrupted. Suddenly a warrior with a large polarm came towards their home. 1 of Kochis other 38989 siblings said,
“Wth!? Man, why da hell you scrool your polearm? You suxzorz so bad yo. Its ghetto.”
The warrior got soooooo angry he put an f5 face on and he poked the slime. It exploded on his face. But since the warrior was using f5, his mouth was open and the squishy liquid went into his mouth.
Kochi, Loki and Henta saw the warrior sitting on the air. The warrior was groaning, it was like, so scary though.
Loki used f6.
“omg, liek that guy sounds liek, iuno he sounds like, Simon Cowell when hes constipated! Yeah..” Henta said.
Loki said,”OMG Henta you are sooo right!!1!1″
And then the warrior exploded and noxious gases flew out of him. The rest of Kochis family died of poisoning.
An orange mush ran out of the tree.
“OH MY GAWDZ!!! ARE WE IN WAR?!?!?!?! W8 I HAVE TO GET READY!111!! BRB!” The orange mush said.
Then the orange mush came out looking like a man from the military, except he had a orange mush head. With a gas mask, the orange mush started walking into the restricted area.
*Kochi, Henta and Loki sees 738083 dmg above the orange mushes head*
A tombstone almost fell on to the mush, but it discintegrated when it reached the gas. As for the orange mush, even his soul melted.

“MESORANGERS TO THE RESCUE!” The mesorangers shouted. When they came.
“SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE! ITS THE MESORANGERS!!!!1” Loki squealed.
“Don’t *hic* worry! *hic* We’lllolol save u….. LMAO!*hic* RIGHT!!” The green mesoranger said. Suddenly he fainted and 17 empty bottles of Labatt Blue beer fell out of his coat.
“OMGwhatBBQ!!!!!! Green ranger! WHy did you not deal with your drinking problem! OMG” The pink mesoranger shouted angrily.
“OH Don’t worry! I have an idea!” The red mesoranger said, pulling out a small vacuum.
“I’ll suck it all in with this device!” He started the device and said,
“RED MESORANGER ACTIVATE!” Then all the gas got sucked into the vacuum. But the vacuum couldn’t handle the outer-worldly pressure! So it exploded into the MesoRangers’ faces. Then they turned into zombies. But then they melted.
The henesys hunting ground was deserted. Only the corpses of fallen heros lay on the ground. Well, not anymore.
The gas made the bones decay.
The three slimes sighed. And teh wind blew teh gas away.
“Wow… I never knew constipation was that horrible…” Kochi said,”Anyways I’ll get daddy king”
Henta looked puzzled,”What for?”
“Even I know the answer to this, because he wants more brothers and sisters!” Loki loudly said.
“He’s with Mushmom in the sleepywood hotel….”
They put f6 faces on.
And they all sighed…”Another normal day…”

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😀 I hope you liked it. Btw monster stories will have no chapters, just different stories of other monsters.