Life as a GM

I’m making this blog because some people don’t really know how hard GMs for our fun in Maple. This is a short story about GMs. Enjoy reading.
(I just I don’t want to steal any other GM’s names without permission. So I’m just gonna call the GM, Vincent. I just made up the part about banning them to lol, I couldn’t think.)
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There I was, face to face. With LAPD, the major hacker in Broa. He sprouted a wide grin across his face and rested his spear on his shoulders, then he suddenly dissappeared. I tried to locate where he was at this point, but my communicator device wouldn’t work. “Cannot find LAPD”

I heaved a sigh, and dropped down in failure.
“Again, another one bites the dust…” I said to myself. Just before I could regain all of my energy, about 400 report alarms, rang. All in different continents, and towns. I once again sighed in dismay.
“My work never ends..”

~The Gate of 3 colours~

Clouds were wafting my face in Orbis. Unfortunately us GMs don’t get to relax often. Suddenly, a strong gust blew apart my train of thinking. And a Jr. Cellion’s horn nudged my back. The everything gathered into one platform, the one just above me. I diligently climbed up the rope, hoping the hacker wouldn’t notice me. I saw piles of meso and horns on the ground, and following that was the hacker. He viciously attacked the monsters. And a few moments later a blast of light flew around him, with the words “LEVEL UP!” floating above. I had struggled climbing, and finally I jumped off the rope to his platform. I carefully crept closer hoping he wouldn’t notice me. But luck was not in my favor today. He glanced, behind him and saw me.
Then, he jumped off the platform and attempted to run. But I caught up to him, and whacked him with my GM Purse :D. And I shortly banned him after that. I kept my normal face on, until I became aggitated with the report alarms. Even more reportings!
“I seriously need a rest.” I thought outloud.
“Next one in.. El nath.”

~Yeti’s~

“Help!” a person shrieked,”Help!” I ran up to the woman in distress. She looked at me astounded that an actually GM came. She shivered, saying,”There is a hacker around that area.” She was pointing to the sky.
I squinted my eyes, and saw a dot in the sky.
“A fly hacker…” I went to the tallest possible place to reach the hacker, yet I still couldn’t see him. I looked up and saw him. I threw my purse up in the sky and tipped the hacker over, and his landing was cushioned in the soft snow. I pinned him down, so he couldn’t move, and banned him.

Out further into the fields, I saw a protest. Everyone shouting false remarks about us being “lazy”. But they shouldn’t be talking, they don’t even know how hard it is to be us. To be, called names, to always be occupied taking care of hackers, that multiply everytime we ban one. I sneered at them, and walked away.
I still thought about the ruckus in the protest, as I lowered down to the ground. They don’t respect us anymore.
“We are losing respect, and our inspiration. We don’t get anymore thanks, because our reports are anonymous. I think I should just quit this job… The more they protest, the more horrible, I feel…”

“Alright, those are 2 hackers, now, just about 40000 more to go…” I grumbled.

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Think about it.

25 thoughts on “Life as a GM”

  1. No its more like this
    Hacker: *starts hacking*
    GM:*sees* :O!
    Hacker: uh-oh
    GM:*bans hacker*

  2. cookiesNpie: You’re probably right
    MMORPG: I don’t think so. . .
    MeepsterXP: lol maybe, I just made somethings in this story up, because I don’t know much about GMs
    Bring it up to front page so everyone can see it 😀

  3. I saw a GM Once on the roof in Henesys, there was a fly hacker, then i suppose every1 mass reported him. Just in time before the Gm reached to the roof, to bann the hacker, the hacker was gone. And every1 is like: GMS ARE LAZY! -_-

  4. XD thxs now i understand a gm’s work,i’m never complaining about them ever agian XD

  5. [a]They’re not invisible[/a]
    They’re not invisible
    [c]They’re not invisible[/c]
    They’re not invisible
    [u]They’re not invisible[/u]
    [z]They’re not invisible[/z]
    [d]They’re not invisible[/d]

  6. Uh, GMs have an invisible setting which they can toggle on and off at any moment. I also suspect that they can ban hackers when they’re logged out as well.

  7. Godliness2 said: “[a]They’re not invisible[/a]
    They’re not invisible
    [c]They’re not invisible[/c]
    They’re not invisible
    [u]They’re not invisible[/u]
    [z]They’re not invisible[/z]
    [d]They’re not invisible[/d]”

    dude. . . i got somethign to say to u. . . stfu. . . they r invisible. they use dragon roar and dissapear. >.> i saw them after we mass reported a hacker XD we were like what! whoa! omg! GM! he got banned and then he used his godly haste and bless on us and revived a noob that died XD then he use dragon roar then dissapear. >.<

  8. If GMs are really invisible, then any banned hacker will be wondering how they get banned, Haha, that would be great!

    But the trouble comes to when GMs are forced to one place like FM where a hacker is trying to use hack to lure them away, while their friends hack somewhere else. Man, That would be worse.

    At El Nath
    GM: Hey, you stop there?
    Runaway Hacker: Try to catch me *sniggles and change channel*
    GM: I said stop *finds hacker and goes to channel hacker is in.*

    1 hour later,

    GM: Phew, Finally banned that guy,
    Runaway Hacker 2: Heehee, Try to catch me!
    GM: WHAT? Wait till i ban you

    At a place far away from El Nath,

    Hacker A: You think any GM will come here?
    Hacker B: Dun worry, that guy will handle things *winks and use vac hack*

  9. I have only seen a GM in the resent GM party event =/ even so I got majorly lagged out. But I can understand all the hard work they’ve got to go through. Hell! I’ve got to rebuild my forum from scratch cause of a hacker! out in the normal internet we have nothing like a GM. GMs fight to protect us you could say. But honestly You can’t expect a GM you come as soon as you send the report! That’s just pointless! I honestly don’t know how many GMs there are but c’mon think, for every 1 GM there could be like 100 hackers! So think people think carefully. When you post a report and it seems that it isn’t answered soon it will be, – Chansen

  10. lol life as a GM is hard >.<
    Come to think about it wouldnt they need a normal job and life? O.o

  11. cookiesRgood said: “i wonder gm’s can remove those GM letters above them.”

    Yea they can. They just have to remove the ‘W’ hat above their heads like the admins.

  12. GMs are not invisable, however they have a skill called ‘Hide’ which makes them so.

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