I wanna be the very best for everyone ever wants… Pokemon! On our last episode, the monkey and Bob had a very adventurous adventure. They fought each other and then it come down to the AK-47 in Bob’s hands. Is this the end of the monkey? Watch *Cough* Read on to find out.
Tum, Tum, Tum, Tum! The AK-47 is in Bob’s hands. The future of the monkey is in Bob’s hands. Is this the end? All of the sudden the monkey took out a bazooka and blew the h*** out of Bob. Bob tried to do the matrix but Bob failed and Bob died. Down in H*** or up in Heaven, Bob is floating lifeless around. “How can this be? I am alive or dead” says Bob. Suddenly, a voice says, “You are dead. You are in Heaven except Santan wanted you because of the killing, but God said it is the way of doing. I see you failed to do the matrix.” “Yes, I failed. Who are you?” asked Bob. “I am the Chosen One. I am … Neo. Learn how to do the matrix. Learn to complete you mistakes.” said Neo. So Bob practiced the matrix. Soon Bob completed the matrix. Neo says, “God is busy to take you in. So go down and complete your mistakes.”
<It turns black and then it says: Choose that Pokemon!>
<1 minute later, it says: The Pokemon is Pikachu. “Pika, Pika!” Turns black again and then turns back to the story.>
Bob goes down and then sees nothing. Then he felt something under him. He looked and it was Michael Jackson. Soon Michael and Bob joined forces to put the end of the monkey. Meanwhile, the monkey is still laughing for killing Bob and for throwing up at him. Then he sees Bob and someone behind him. Then the monkey screams Bloody Murder. The monkey can’t talk so it just did something. Then 2 monkeys floats down. They were flying monkeys too. “Did the monkey call the other monkeys or did they just come for no reason.” wondered Bob and Michael.
<It turns black and then it says: Choose that Pokemon!>
<1 minute later, it says: The Pokemon is Haunter. Haun, Haun!” Turns black again and then turns back to the story.>
(Just to imform you, the first monkey is monkey 1 and then there is monkey 2 and monkey 3. and the human team is Michael and Bob.) Soon the human team finds out the monkey 1 was screaming Bloody Murder, he was called them. Then Bob took out some weed and went mad high. And sucked people’s brains out. The monkeys enjoying this show sat back and ate some rotten bananas and threw up on the human team. Then all of the sudden the human team merges together and turns to a weird gay guy who is a thief. Is this the end of the monkeys or is the monkeys going to kill the merged human team.
<Stay tune for the next episode of Pokemon! *Cough, Cough* I mean The Thief and the Monkey!>
I LIKE EGGS!!! I might take some things from the blog, “Flying Monkeys!!!” but I will make up my own ideas.
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woah, wierd but hilarious