I wanna be the very best for everyone ever wants… Pokemon! On our last episode, the monkey and Bob fought a brave and terrible battle. Soon Bob dies, but comes back alive only to meet a new friend, Michael Jackson. The monkey seemed to be outnumbered, but then 2 other flying monkeys come. Is it true? Is it true that the battle is 2 versus 3? Soon Bob and Michael merge together to make a more terrible guy!

(The merged Bob and Michael are named Bob Jackson.)When Bob and Michael merged together, it seemed to be outnumbered even more, but you haven’t seen the end of the story. Bob Jackson is faster than a normal thief. He is gayer then a gay dude. He is skilled in everything. Can the monkeys beat Bob Jackson?

<It turns black and then it says: Choose that Pokemon!>
<1 minute later, it says: The Pokemon is Pikachu. “Pika, Pika!” Turns black again and then turns back to the story.>

In a blink of an eye, monkey 2 is laying on the floor. How can this be? Bob Jackson is faster than a thief. Then monkey 3 is suddenly on the floor. Why? Bob Jackson’s gayness made this happen. This is terrible! Is monkey 1 going to die? Then monkey 1 took a shotgun and pointed it at Bob Jackson. As fast as the quickness of 2 thieves combined, a shotgun appears in Bob Jackson’s hands. BANG!!!

<It turns black and then it says: Choose that Pokemon!>
<1 minute later, it says: The Pokemon is Haunter. Haun, Haun!” Turns black again and then turns back to the story.>

Both of the opponents shot and they each meet their target at least part of it. Both the monkey and Bob Jackson did the matrix, but the monkey wasn’t so skilled so a bullet hit the monkey and since Bob Jackson was merged, Michael Jackson didn’t know how to do the matrix so part of Bob Jackson didn’t know how to do the matrix so both of them remain on the floor. Then both of them floated up to Heaven and then they meet Neo. “I see that both of you failed the matrix. The matrix isn’t so good for you to learn. So learn the martiz. It is a skilled art that one that mastered the matrix can’t learned the martiz. The martiz is used to dodge bullets and to shot them at the same time. Even the matrix is worse, the martiz might not dodge all the bullets. So learn it and master it.” said Neo. So the monkey and Bob Jackson had to live in peace for a while until they mastered it. Then Neo said, “Good job now go back down because God sleeping. Bye!” Then they appear on Earth. Time for WAR!!!

<Stay tune for the next episode of Pokemon! *Cough, Cough* I mean The Thief and the Monkey!>

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