My friend in real life, not the one who knows my account, talks about unusual stuff like flying monkeys. so lets make a story about flying monkeys.
Once apon a time, was a monkey. he had a special talent to fly, but he isnt a lupin. So one day… (contuine it. plz dont flame me.)
he wanted to eat 500 bananas!
and he threw up on a hobo on the head.
but the hobo fought back somehow,
and the monkey flew away and went to hogwarts. then harry pottor saw him and used a spell that,
and the hobo ironically whacked it with a tree branch
brung him back to the hobo and wat xxcleric87 said
then the hobo took the throw-up and threw it at the monkey and the monkey took it back in
was that he was sorry for just attacking the monkey and
knew the monkey didn’t mean to puke on him so
the monkey purposely threw up on the hobo again to have a laugh then,
he knew he did sumthing bad, so he did sumthing WORSE
Then the hobo pulled an AK-47 out and capped the monkey in it’s ass.
then the monkey pulled out a bazooka and blew the hell outa him!
but the man came back from the dead and
sucked 100 ppls brains outa them
Then the hobo pulls out some weed (o.0) and gets high,