New To MMO Tales

Hey everyone. I’m new to MMO Tales. I got to this thanks to Basil. I thought I needed to start one of these anyway, so…Oh, and there wasn’t much genres to pick from so I put it in random slots.

Hi?

15 thoughts on “New To MMO Tales”

  1. Hello thar, children. Welcome aboard the online experience that is MMOTALES!

    Hope you enjoy your stay. It won’t be as long as you think it’ll be…

    ~Cheezy

  2. Ignore him

    Hello, and welcome.

    I suspect someone will post “the” welcoming post soon… you’ll see what I mean when it happens.

  3. HIIIIIIIIIII .

    WELCOME TO MMOTALES .

    Don’t get involved in any flame wars .
    [Advice by Dest1, I suppose .]

    Talk about MMO-Related stuff .

    Don’t Spam .
    [I once spammed. Note the past tense. *Nods at Ink*]

    Blog about MMO-related stuff .

    Be nice <3

    And I dare you to post crude comments, or ones that are classified under ‘heartless’ .

    Don’t talk 1337 .

    Type properly, legibly, don’t use short forms too often, and use paragraphs <3

    Don’t rant about hackers; we’ve had enough of blogs debating whether hackers are [*Negatives*] or not.

    Don’t make popularity blogs .

    Read the rules if in any doubt .

    Don’t cuss .

    Do not make one-liners unless there’s a comic in it . 8D

    Blog about your ENTIRE MMO DAY not just a section .

    Do not start a flame war . Doing any of the above can cause one. If you dislike someone of MMOT, don’t say it. Just ignore the person.

    Anything irrelevant to MMO can go in Profil3 <3

    *Shakes your hands with great force*

    – *Hands you a MuffinMallow*

    Try it .

    Its delicious <3

    And not poisoned .

    -Tries to hide poison bottle behind back-

    *Snaps fingers*

    Greetings, you are now completely under my control . You will obey the rules, and do everything as mentioned above, to prevent yourself from being burnt .

    And you SHALL obey all of the above, or I’ll hunt you down .

    Beware of the fluffy parakeets waving the pillows of feathers at the cow jumping over the orange singing “We wish you a merry Christmas” completely off key, because cows can’t sing for an ice cream watch. The orange screams, and jumps off the cupboard just to find a tsunami screaming that the sky was falling and penguins were riding on sea turtles! Run because a guy in a Halloween costume turned into a dwarf and is currently raiding a sweet shop, and ignoring the coconuts being thrown on him by radioactive lizards! >;O

    Fifteen men on a dead men’s chest!
    Yo-hoo ~ and a bottle of rum!
    What are you doing, you parakeets!
    Don’t squish the captain’s feet!
    The ship’s doctor’s face turned red-
    OH CURSE IT, he cried!
    THE CAPTAIN IS DEAD!

    And the pirates were sued by a bunch of parrots that were actually illegally transported ladybirds who ate beds. The fluffy pillow was impaled by a nuclear weapon when a pirate hypnotized a piece of bread. The pirate jumped off a seashell when he realised that cats were extraterrestrial monsters that were taking over earth, and still couldn’t believe it even when a wall thermometer slapped him in the brain! The deceased captain rose in his coffin and mumbled that he had a great sleep, and he petrified his mourners who were eating purple caterpillars and being drunk. Then he rode on shark, and bought a circus, and called it “JAWS” and made a movie, which led to the prejudice of sharks.

    LOL PIE IZ GUD CUZ DEST1 SAID SO

    . . . Dest1 did this to meh. O.o

  4. hi!
    yay here’s a welcoming basket!*hands you a welcome basket*
    look there’s a cute furry tiger inside!oh look how cute it is
    AAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAHHHH its clawing at my eyes(that was kinda emo)(I’m not emo)(I acutally like cute, fuzzy tigers!)
    hope you enjoy your stay and plz pet the tiger!
    ~LaZzz. . .

  5. Hi, have a muffin, or a cookie, or a muffinmellow. Happy eating.

    Rezident werewolf at your service!

  6. Die werewolf! I just completed Resident Evil 4! I am not afraid of zombies no more! Nor Werewolves for that matter!
    *Picks up shotgun*
    Oh, and hi Passion, are you a girl, cuz if you are, i wanna woo you. XD.
    *Points shotgun at Fenrir’s head*
    Any last words? XD

  7. Welcome welcome to MMO Tales
    I’m Aliyah and I hope you like it here! If you have any questions, just ask x)

    Merry Maplings!

  8. ok lets get to the point the basics are im known by 50% of mmotalers ive been on MMO for 1 year?And ppl know me as some guy who posts threads about NOTHING

  9. I am Dest1, nice to meet you.

    People know me as the hyper guy who knows how to abuse chatspeak.

    Check out the blogs here!

    And have fun MMOTaling!

    ^_~

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