Mehh. First Blog

Rawr,

First Blog.

Ahoii! I’m Steph.

[Level 53 still, But new Patch [:]
I tried opqing today, managed to get 40% until a black bar appeared on the top with yellow writing saying “There will be a new patch today at blah blah blah”. I gave up on opqing and headed to the FM to find some level 60 mage amor. After spending about 15 minutes spaming “Buying Level 60 Mage Armor :3” I searched the stores. I found a dark manute, but thats all. Aha. So many cool weapons though ]; -Wants a hula hoop- Cx

Anyway, I still need a dark Seraphis.

Anyway, The new patch is for maple global’s 2nd birthday! Hoorah! MAPLE WEAPONS! D:

And exp cards 😮

Mwuaha. Time to cheat.

Stupid patch, install, INSTALL!

Eh.
Signing off, Steph C:

14 thoughts on “Mehh. First Blog”

Annikabelle said: ” HIIIIIIIIIII .

WELCOME TO MMOTALES .

Don’t get involved in any flame wars .
[Advice by Dest1, I suppose .]

Talk about MMO-Related stuff .

Don’t Spam .
[I once spammed. Note the past tense. *Nods at Ink*]

Blog about MMO-related stuff .

Be nice <3

And I dare you to post crude comments, or ones that are classified under ‘heartless’ .

Don’t talk 1337 .

Type properly, legibly, don’t use short forms too often, and use paragraphs <3

Don’t rant about hackers; we’ve had enough of blogs debating whether hackers are [*Negatives*] or not.

Don’t make popularity blogs .

Read the rules if in any doubt .

Don’t cuss .

Do not make one-liners unless there’s a comic in it . 8D

Blog about your ENTIRE MMO DAY not just a section .

Do not start a flame war . Doing any of the above can cause one. If you dislike someone of MMOT, don’t say it. Just ignore the person.

Anything irrelevant to MMO can go in Profil3 <3

*Shakes your hands with great force*

– *Hands you a MuffinMallow*

Try it .

Its delicious <3

And not poisoned .

-Tries to hide poison bottle behind back-

*Snaps fingers*

Greetings, you are now completely under my control . You will obey the rules, and do everything as mentioned above, to prevent yourself from being burnt .

And you SHALL obey all of the above, or I’ll hunt you down .

Beware of the fluffy parakeets waving the pillows of feathers at the cow jumping over the orange singing We wish you a merry Christmas completely off key, because cows cant sing for an ice cream watch. The orange screams, and jumps off the cupboard just to find a tsunami screaming that the sky was falling and penguins were riding on sea turtles! Run because a guy in a Halloween costume turned into a dwarf and is currently raiding a sweet shop, and ignoring the coconuts being thrown on him by radioactive lizards! >;O

Fifteen men on a dead men’s chest!
Yo-hoo ~ and a bottle of rum!
What are you doing, you parakeets!
Don’t squish the captain’s feet!
The ships doctors face turned red-
OH CURSE IT, he cried!
THE CAPTAIN IS DEAD!

And the pirates were sued by a bunch of parrots that were actually illegally transported ladybirds who ate beds. The fluffy pillow was impaled by a nuclear weapon when a pirate hypnotized a piece of bread. The pirate jumped off a seashell when he realised that cats were extraterrestrial monsters that were taking over earth, and still couldnt believe it even when a wall thermometer slapped him in the brain! The deceased captain rose in his coffin and mumbled that he had a great sleep, and he petrified his mourners who were eating purple caterpillars and being drunk. Then he rode on shark, and bought a circus, and called it JAWS and made a movie, which led to the prejudice of sharks. “

Er . .

Welcome to MMOTales!

Is the new patch out already? x__X

Edit: There are no 2x exp cars. o__o

Double Edit: There are, only in packages. o__o

~Nezzy

Why Yes. It is.

Ty For the rules post thing

Hi.

Yo.

Hey.

I’m bored.

I will pwn everyone >D

Nawt .

With the . . . cars coming out .

ANDANDAND I WANT A MAPLEEEE IMPALLLEAHHHHH .

WELCOME TO MMOTALES!
and the reason MGlobal doesnt have 2xexp cards is because
DUHN DUHN DUHN!
HACKERS!
imagine how fast theyll level if they had that T-T
itd be the end of mapleworld. . . .