[h]Greetings, It is I, the Hotel Doorman[/h]

As dubbed by Anni. Title donated by Anni. ;O [[Yes, I am too lazy to create my own.XD]]

[h]Rewind: Level Sixty Five[/h]

At level Sixty Five, I was extremely poor, after scrolling my semi-godly geta. [Semi, how I love that prefix.] So I decided to ask my friend how to make money, seeing as she had fifty five million mesos at level sixty six. After talking to her for a while [[and as she rejected the job to be my financial advisor D;]] I found out what to do to get rich.

[h]Fastforward: Level Sixty Seven[/h]

Currently, at level Sixty Seven, I have 10 mil with 5 mil being lent to my friend [[No Interest. xP]] So that is 15 mil total. It is a very simple process of getting rich. All it requires is to be over level fifty and have lots of time. You can repetitively do Zakum Party Quest, first stage and end up with about 500k-650k each time. You’ll have heaps of money in no time.

Wayne has a total of over seventy dead mine scrolls. Too bad he hasn’t sold any of them yet. He could be 10 mil richer. ;O

[h]Wayne’s Confession[/h]

Wayne confessed something today. Two things actually, but the other one related to brothers is trivial. Wayne only worships monkeys! And duckies! And “whatnot”

His confession has shocked us all. [[See Picture One]]

[h]Level Up[/h]
Leveling my bandit to 67 wasn’t that hard. I did it in OPQ, even though I hate it so much. I died from Papa Pixie once more, during 65-67. Flyeyes are a good place for bandits to train. It has an exceedingly fast spawn, 95exp, 1600health and is in a very small map. In fact, you can stand there an hit them. They come TO you, much like gobys. [[See Picture Two]]

[h]Ran out of titles. D;[/h]
Since last time, I have acquired an amount of NX Cash. ;O

Anni and I named our pets after each other for the fun of it. Seriously. Don’t take it any other way. >:[

My friend, who is called Neko [[Japanese for Cat unlike Nezumi which is Japanese for Rat]] joined the EA [[EternalAngel]] Guild. We messed around at Henesys Dungeon Entrance with Liyah and Ninja

290 percent more until my level is high enough to job advance.

We, the innocent people of Maplestory didn’t believe that Parakeets could own people. In fact, it was a very disturbing thought, knowing that were owned by a species of birds. We were taken to the torture house [Buddy Chat] and had the information beaten in to us. [Spam] [[Picture Three]]

Getting Aaron to add me on Maplestory was harder than I thought. He was feeling “high” today even though he didn’t eat anything. I got Anni to tell him to add me, and I whispered him and the first phrase I got back was.

Aaron: “Secks me please

Disturbing, right? D;

Then he spammed random stuff, like this. [[Picture Four]]

Btw Cheezy, when are you going to stalk me? If you say when I least expect it, I’ll be waiting for you with a dagge-, I mean, friendly handshakes. I love to stutte-, I mean, er.. Nevermind. ;D

~Nezzy