Oh no she didn’t!

Oh yes she did!

Wolfie wrote a one-shot!

See if you can figure out what’s going on (it’s not hard.). :3

Annnnnnd, begin. —

It was a lazy, hazy, boring day. I was trapped in the house – whose else but that of “Mom and Dad” – and I was just lounging. My partner was busy, out for the day as usual, so I sat and waited in the baking abode just above Henesys.
The house was empty. I walked through the building, room to room, and I gotta say, it was pretty nice.

I couldn’t see much from my level. I was only about three feet tall. But from what I did see, and the sensational smells from some places, the house was like a vivid wonderland.

I remember wandering into one room. It was so white, it nearly blinded me. The black parts of my fur (not to mention the lovely red of my bow, a new kind of clean since the “parents” washed it) stood in startling contrast to the pristine tiles of the floor, the shining metals in the tub and sink, the glowing light of one shadeless window.

My bare feet clacked softly from the nails hitting the floor as I investigated this room, the next most intriguing by smell, the first being the kitchen. No one was there, however, so that meant no food. This had to be the next best thing. I could smell people – not just one, either. I could smell millions, whatever they left in here, being clothes, dirty towels, or even a few cells. It was amazing. This room was filled with everything one could desire – smells that stimulated one to search, enough tubed food for a lifetime, water when you needed it (and if you had thumbs…), and a fuzzy little bed! But… why it was in the middle of the floor, I’ll never know.

I happened across a small sand-filled box. It had a small thing in it. Sausage? Chocolate?

I took a chance. It tasted terrible. I almost puked.

Continuing among the spacious area, I found two small doors. The knobs were shining in the dim afternoon light. Very… enticing. Glancing around, I gingerly placed my maw around one, opened the door it was attached to, and sniffed.

Oh, monsters, mesos, beasts, and woe! The pain from inhaling whatever was down there! I had smelled it once before, when the parents were cleaning the windows, but this, in my face! I was blind for a moment, releasing a howl of shock as I backed up. Apparently, the bed was a bit too fuzzy. My nail caught on it, and I was sent somersaulting backwards.

Crack! I hit something hard. With… my head. Shaking off the willies, I turned to find that I was no longer blind… but something had to have been wrong. I was seeing double!

In front of me, was… me, with a strange crack on the left forepaw. I growled softly at this impersonator, but he growled back. Fool! How dare he cross me, a creature of such high stature! This was my territory, my domain, and he growled at ME?

At the moment, I thought of a phrase many humans used, involving two letters… what was it now…

Ah!

“CC please,” I said to the other me. He said the same. Two short barks and whine. That little…

I growled again, hunching down low to my belly, ready to strike. He challenged me back! Imitating me exactly, he crouched low, baring his fangs and folding back his ears. I had to strike first and take him by surprise.

Launching myself directly at him, I saw him jump at that moment. Years of fighting experience collided with reason as my snout collided with his. This impersonator wasn’t as good as I thought! He didn’t imitate my body. Mine was flesh, and his was…

A past experience shot through my memory banks. Watching my partner shoot down a monster in a jester’s hat. The monster dropped a small shining circle, and she picked it up. It crushed in her hand, puncturing it, causing her life substance to flow out… of course…

I landed on my stomach, my legs splaying to either side of my body. I could smell my own liquids in my nose, so I snorted, sending them splattering on a wall, a few shining particles of whatever he was made of in the red mess.

I stood, shakily, examining my body to assure I was okay. Everything seemed to be in order. I glanced around again, looking for the intruder. He was gone. I sniffed one more time, but all I could smell was the quickly drying life fluid in my nose and on the wall.

With a small droplet of dignity left, and the satisfying sense of a win, I left the room to wait outside for my partner to return.

–The end!

Awww, poor baby. D:

Anywho, My C is a B now, since I “have made an astonishing improvement in participation”. I guess throwing a football isn’t so bad when you don’t have nine girls that are like fifteen feet tall rocketing after you…

I might not be quitting after all. I hope. And whenever I have the urge to write a maple-tale, I’ll post it here. Yay!