CHAPTER 1
once upon a time in the land of noobs there existed a family who just gave birth to a boy and named the boy ‘miugre’.. it took miugre 18 years to level up to level 18. now, because miugre is 18, he can go adventure !
miugre was given a quest to get the bow of winds, ‘miugre’!
so he left the city and went to a cave
AT THE CAVE:
miugre: can i have items pls
mnster1: get out of here or i kill you
mnster2: get out beggar!
miugre: items pls pls pls pls pls plz
mnster1: ok ok just stop begging! *hands miugre ‘miugre’, the bow of winds
mnster2: ok now leave ! *hands 100,000gold
miugre went back to the city and asked the guy who gave him the quest to give him money for completing the quest.
miugre: ok so cani have the money reward now
guy: noob i never giv u money
miugre: pls?
guy: no
miugre: items pls pls pls pls pls pls plz
guy: ok here you go !!! just stop the begging! i even let you keep the bow! *hands 20,000gold
and so miugre got to keep the legendary weapon and money. miugre became a square noob for not dying in the CoM (cave of mnsters).
!!! MIUGRE IS NOW SQUARE NOOB !!!
CHAPTER 2
next morning miugre went to the inn in search of new quests. there were 3 quests available, f girls / slay dragon / find bandit camp and kill the boss..
miugre decided to find the bandit camp and kill the boss there.
miugre went to the wilderness located far from the hometown, trying to find the bandit camp. after hours of exploring the area he found their camp. miugre walked towards the camp carefully.
at camp
miugre: hi
bandit1: hey you are not welcome here!
bandit2: die, intruder!
bandit1: hey james i need help!
bandit3: coming!
miugre: what have i done
boss: no one can enter the bandit camp except my vassals!!! die!
miugre: ok, but can you please not kill me?
boss: i will kill you!!
miugre: pls pls pls pls pls pls plz dont kill me!
miugre: pls pls pls pls pls pls plz dont kill me!
boss: ok but stop begging!!!! ill do anything you want !!!
miugre: k i have 2 kill u
boss: ok u can kill me !! kill me please! stop begging!
bandits: you can kill us too!
miugre decided to just kill the boss, and left the arena. miugre went back to inn and got his reward of 30,000. Miugre was granted the rank of ‘warrior noob’ by the king.
!!! MIUGRE IS NOW ‘WARRIOR NOOB’!!!
CHAPTER 3
miugre went to the town square and saw a man walking towards him.. the man was very well known among the whole kingdom.. his name was jaojaokei. jaojaokei asked miugre to let him join miugre. miugre accepted.
!!! JAOJAOKEI IS ‘SUPER PRO’ !!!
miugre and jao left the city and went to the see the fairy of the white forest.
at the fairy:
fairy: welcome young travelers.. what kind of aid do you need?
miugre: i need items pls
fairy: i cant grant you any
jaojaokei: can you heal us?
fairy: sure *heals
miugre: but i need items, can i have items?
fairy: no!
miugre: i really need them, can i have ?
fairy: no get out
miugre: pls pls pls pls pls pls plz items
fairy: ok ok but stop the begging!! i give you whatever you want!
miugre: ok i need a new shield..
!! miugre got shield !!
miugre and jaojao left the forest and went to a dungeon located near the forest..
at dungeon :
goblin: get the f outta here
*goblin2 attacks
miugre: goblin2 can you die please?
goblin2: what do you mean??!!
miugre: pls pls pls pls pls pls pls plz
goblin2: ok !! *kills self
goblin: im still here! i dont listen to beggars! i cant even hear anything!
*jaojaokai casts meteor storm
*goblin dies
and so the party won!
the two friends went back to hometown to lol girls and have a good rest!
CHAPTER 4
the next morning battle arena is open and miugre and jaojaokai decides to go there!
at battle arena (inside building)
receptionist: hello how can i help u
miugre: id like to do the battle arena test
receptionist: that means you have to fight 3 enemies and boss
miugre: alright, but can you make it 2 enemies and boss?
receptionist: nope sry
miugre: pls how about 2,5 enemies and boss
receptionist: no!!
miugre: pls pls pls pls pls pls plz!
receptionist: alright but dont beg anymore! i do it however you want to !
miugre: ok i want to just fight the boss!
receptionist: ok sign in here
*signs name
miugre: thanks!
receptionist: thanks.. *runs
*fight is starting
miugre: jaojao you stay here,k ?
jaojaokai: as you wish.
at the arena (fight)
commentator: teh ultim8 fite is starting between miugre (who the noob is this guy) and our very well known joeyw2685!!
audience: woot cool<1!!111
joeyw2685: u r dead miugre
miugre: when? why
joeyw2685: just cuz you just are..
commentator: Fight starts after five.. four.. three.. two.. one… fight!!!
*joeyw2685 slashes his battleaxe but miugre stops to pick a flower that someone threw in the area and thus he evades the attack!
joeyw2685: omg no1 ever evaded my 99 percent accuracy
miugre: sh#t happns.
joeyw2685: i always hitted with my good accuracy!.. i never excepted this would happen.. that i missed.. i quit this career.. *walks away
commentator: but whoa! what a interesting turn of events! miugre wins!!!!!
after battle:
miugre: cool i won !!
jaojaokai: stfu we still have alot more things to do
director: hey miugre, for winning you get a rank of noob gladiator! congratulations!
miugre: woot!!11
!!! MIUGRE IS NOW NOOB GLADIATOR !!!
miugre and jaojaokai left the arena to the home of joeyw2685 because miugre felt sorry for him.
to continue
rate 100 pls.. plzplz?
oops this was my former version, ill update it after i can to the updated one (has 6 chapters , )
10/100
Be glad I didn’t give you a fat zero.
*doesn’t bother to read*
Be glad I even bothered to comment.
R O T F L M F A O! This is the funniest thing I’ve read on this site in a while. I like it.
Well I guess the title was self-explanatory.
Scratch that comment I said earlier. I read the first paragraph then commented.
Now I read the rest. It doesn’t deserve a Golden Waffle for Sarcasm. =P
I started reading, but then my eyes began to bleed from the bad grammar and content. So I can’t effectively rate this. I’d guess, 1/100. Just because I don’t feel like typing 0 three times in that fraction.
Niccceee that was funny =P
Whoah. I literally read this whole thing (seriously, I did read the whole thing) but I never actually read the good stories on the site that everyone likes. I find it weird how I read the literature that people hate but I don’t read what everyone’s applausing. Meh.
~Cheezy
you suck lolololol
Now, don’t flame without reason. I will flame because I see too much of the lack of grammatical structure and spelling. M3 ey35 ar3 b133d1ng!
-=The Nazgul=-
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Ewww, minois, you stretched out the page. Baaa-ram you!
~Cehzey (whoah I slaughtered that)
Good, now if you don’t scroll up and down, you can’t read your post! OR bloG! Mission accomplished, tomarrow I will delete this post to prevent me from getting banned but I MUST SAVE PEOPLE’S EYES!
meh it was ok 25/100