What has this world come to? Where MMO Talers must form welcoming communities for fun. Ok, the first *pulls number from air* 100 posts that Anni made were very. But now Dest has copyed it and made a joke out of it.
On the other hand, I would like to join this community and be the pwnzor. (Sorry for the language) Dunno why but it gives me a good laugh copying and pasting this to each blog about how someone is new.

WELCOME TO MMOTALES .

Don’t get involved in any flame wars .
[Advice by Dest1, I suppose .]

Talk about MMO-Related stuff .

Don’t Spam .
[I once spammed. Note the past tense. *Nods at Ink*]

Blog about MMO-related stuff .

Be nice

And I dare you to post crude comments, or ones that are classified under ‘heartless’ .

Don’t talk 1337 .

Type properly, legibly, don’t use short forms too often, and use paragraphs

Don’t rant about hackers; we’ve had enough of blogs debating whether hackers are [*Negatives*] or not.

Don’t make popularity blogs .

Read the rules if in any doubt .

Don’t cuss .

Do not make one-liners unless there’s a comic in it . 8D

Blog about your ENTIRE MMO DAY not just a section .

Do not start a flame war . Doing any of the above can cause one. If you dislike someone of MMOT, don’t say it. Just ignore the person.

Anything irrelevant to MMO can go in Profil3

*Shakes your hands with great force*

– *Hands you a MuffinMallow*

Try it .

Its delicious

And not poisoned .

-Tries to hide poison bottle behind back-

*Snaps fingers*

Greetings, you are now completely under my control . You will obey the rules, and do everything as mentioned above, to prevent yourself from being burnt .

And you SHALL obey all of the above, or I’ll hunt you down .

Beware of the fluffy parakeets waving the pillows of feathers at the cow jumping over the orange singing “We wish you a merry Christmas” completely off key, because cows can’t sing for an ice cream watch. The orange screams, and jumps off the cupboard just to find a tsunami screaming that the sky was falling and penguins were riding on sea turtles! Run because a guy in a Halloween costume turned into a dwarf and is currently raiding a sweet shop, and ignoring the coconuts being thrown on him by radioactive lizards! >;O

Fifteen men on a dead men’s chest!
Yo-hoo ~ and a bottle of rum!
What are you doing, you parakeets!
Don’t squish the captain’s feet!
The ship’s doctor’s face turned red-
OH CURSE IT, he cried!
THE CAPTAIN IS DEAD!

And the pirates were sued by a bunch of parrots that were actually illegally transported ladybirds who ate beds. The fluffy pillow was impaled by a nuclear weapon when a pirate hypnotized a piece of bread. The pirate jumped off a seashell when he realised that cats were extraterrestrial monsters that were taking over earth, and still couldn’t believe it even when a wall thermometer slapped him in the brain! The deceased captain rose in his coffin and mumbled that he had a great sleep, and he petrified his mourners who were eating purple caterpillars and being drunk. Then he rode on shark, and bought a circus, and called it “JAWS” and made a movie, which led to the prejudice of sharks.

I now copyright this welcoming statement so anni and dest can’t use it! *smirks*

Uh oh, Anni may come after me with a poisoned apple so please, if you don’t hear from me for a while, ask anni what happened. Now! TO HIDING! *cowers in corner*

To be frank, I am being a bit more random then usually today, I mean I just opposed then praised a welcoming community!

~Minois~
EDIT: And I realize this is not front page material.
EDIT: Because Dest is on my case:

I got scammed my 68 attack, 4 luk maple wagner a few weeks ago but haven’t got the chance to write it down.
18mil down the drain! It might not be a lot to you other guys but it was quite a lot for me. Also I found out that 3 of my former schoolmates play MapleStory so I hooked up with them. I also created a low dex sin because training without a wagner on my defff character is so dull! I bought 11 tobis but I don’t have enough room in my thingy for pots so I had to sell them. However since everyone was selling for 1 (I paid 1.1) mil, I had to sell them and LOSE profit which I hae nightmares about.

YES YES I KNOW THERE AREN”T PARAGRAPHS BUTTTTTTT….. I haven’t passed English this semester.

Please note: The above sentense is a lie and I do have paragraphs, you just can’t see ’em!

By the way, like this blog “pl0x”

Thanks to Anni and Dest1 for creating this message that I shamelessy ripped off.