Race Wars!

Whities against Blacks!

Nah, jk’ing, children. ‘Twas something that was going on in Kart Rider, so the first thing that popped into my head was that little deal in SouthPark. I kinda shouted “Race Wars!” in every race that day. xP

Well, I was working on a comic, but I needed to get a screenie from the HM to finish it up. MS quit working, and I couldn’t get on again ‘cuz Gameguard was already “rimmomg” (a pretty dumb typo of “running”), so yah.

Silver said I should “restart my computer” or something technical like that, but I quit listening to her after she started to ask for my Runescape account. Crazy little hoodlum, that one. Meh, I’ll just finish it tomorrow; and maybe find some professional help for Silver.

I can’t really remember or not if I’ve been doing much on MS. It’s been like, a week or something since I got on, and like I said, ain’t no respect for a brotha these days.

Well, I do slightly remember scrolling… and failure. Oh, dear. Yes… I was scrolling my Goblin Cape with 100%’s for Strength, and… and… I GOT A 60% CAPE STRENGTH SCROLL FROM A QUEST, YAY! I used it… and–

FAILURE!

I was just gonna use 5 100%’s and get a 10-strength cape, but the failure of a 60% totally bitch-slapped me in the face and annihilated any dignity I had. I’mma save up for another 60% and see if I can still get a 10-strength thought, ‘cuz that’s what I originally intended. Even though it won’t be 11, it’s okay; I’ll just be a little poorer then I could’ve been (could’ve made profit by selling 60%, buying 100%).

If that scroll fails, then I guess it won’t be too bad. Imo, 8 > 9, so yah; might as well take the risk. My life will just be a living hell if I’ll never know what could’ve been.

Besides spending time playing with my emotions and fate, I did a bunch of quests in the HM and elsewhere. I think I ended the weekend off with about 50~60%, so it’s been pretty good. I’ll be level 67 shortly, and then it’ll just be three more levels ’til the sweet, sweet taste of victory: level 70, baby!

But that’s gonna be a while though. I lack the enthusiasm and motivation to do stuff in MS. I just wanna play SSBB; that’ll make my life complete.

So, like I said, my main mode of training n’ stuff is quests, and I’ve just about finished all the ones in the HM. I think I just have to do the Omni Key quest one, but that requires 20 Red Slime Gummies; I’ll save that for later. I got the three Toymaker items, but with a little confusion. I didn’t know I had to talk to the NPC again to actually start the individual quests to get the items (killing 50 of certain kinds of monsters), so I had to double the work I did. Either way, I finished it off and gave the items to my Fizzard. Now he isn’t so nekkid anymore. ;D

Oh, yeah, Meepster. My damage owns yours!
Random picture of a dead newb.

I also spent a bit doing some Jump Quests. I did John’s Last Present and Shumi’s Lost Bundle o’ Money 3. I can’t imagine how the dumb broad keeps losing her items at the end of such an annoying set of lazers and suicide-bats. I’m just flabberghasted; flabberghasted I say!

Oh, yeah! It was also a week of birthdays. I do believe that the good whore Mark leveled up in years of aliveness, as did the Applebomb of Arabia. There were smegas that I didn’t take pictures of, and presents to be given! My present to Dj was the honor of training/fetching Silk Feathers for me (while I was YouTube’ing with a friend) for some stupid-headed quest in Amoria that the prize was crap and an even harder quest. >:[

(i think she liked Ganzi’s present more though; here’s his BBS for it link and link <–yes he tried to Rick Roll us in the second picture; shame on you Ganzi!)

Well, I do believe that was all that happened. My memory is just wiped, but I’m pretty sure it was a good weekend. I needa back on soon, and uh, nevermind–screw it. I was supposed to get on and buy a 100% Cape Strength scroll, but I’m going with a 60%, so yah. I’ll just take the negative feedback… If the guy remembers to give it. The last day of the auction is tomorrow, so luckily he’s dumb enough to have forgotten. I hope he doesn’t see this though. I can’t remember if he had an MMOID or not… D:

K, adios then. BE SURE TO READ MY NEW FANFIC, HEART OF AN ARCHER! <–jk, it’s just that that update is still in the “Kick or Hug” forum, and I gotta good laugh at it

~Cheezy

50 thoughts on “Race Wars!”

  1. I DID NOT ASK FOR YOU RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT YOU NUBCHEEZOR.

    >O!

    (Wth do I want a Runescape account for? O_O; )

  2. applebomb said: “You owe me 5% and a lap-dance.”

    He owes me 20k and his left testicle.

  3. EvilStranger said: “

    applebomb said: “You owe me 5% and a lap-dance.”

    He owes me 20k and his left testicle.”

    lol

  4. I’d rather give him the lapdance and 5%.
    I mean, everyone wants a Cheeze to put on their lap. :]
    And 5% is like.
    Fun?@!?@#

  5. Poor Cheezy. He is going to freak out next time he logs on and sees that he only has eleven liked it which may seem alot to some people.

  6. Jesus said: “Poor Cheezy. He is going to freak out next time he logs on and sees that he only has eleven liked it which may seem alot to some people.”

    The blog iz still on the front page. It might still break the 18-like boundary.

  7. RussetAure said: “-mocks you by holding back like, again-“

    *slaps*

    *immasculates in front of parents with sheers*

    *spits upon*

    *douses with gasoline and sets fire upon*

    *throws in oven and sets timer for 15:00*

    *judo chops*

    *kapowns*

    *drop kicks*

    *chops in half*

    *pulls your ponytail*

    I hope you’ve learned your lesson.

  8. Hey, my sister just got a Wii with Mario Strikers: Charged so maybe we can verse? ^^

    We have to get wireless though, so that might have to wait.

  9. Don’t have it, woman. Actually, none of my Wii games are online. I thought CoD4 was, BUT THAT WAS A LIE!

    I have a few online DS games though: Mario Kart, Animal Crossing, Pearl, n’ I wish AWS and Meteos.

  10. AHAHAHA HAHA 14 likes

    -dangles like in front of you, then snatches away and puts in a safe-

    And a luk page isn’t a pure luk page, that would be crazy. I use luk for accuracy. Just for fun

  11. MasterCheeze said: “Oh, I thought it just lowered the amount of % you lose when ya died (Sin damage too).

    And, uh, what the eff? “She loses just under 6% if she dies?””

    My char. My sister’s account. She’s six, she can hardly play MS. She begged me for an account, then forgot about it so when I ran out of space on my first account I was like what the heck.

  12. RussetAure said: “

    MasterCheeze said: “Oh, I thought it just lowered the amount of % you lose when ya died (Sin damage too).

    And, uh, what the eff? “She loses just under 6% if she dies?””

    My char. My sister’s account. She’s six, she can hardly play MS. She begged me for an account, then forgot about it so when I ran out of space on my first account I was like what the heck.”

    Lol you silly bear.

    GET MSN!

  13. I have MSN. But I haven’t used it in like 5 months and I’ve forgotten my password by now.

    Btw STILL NOT 18 LIKES HAHAHAHAHAH.

  14. RussetAure said: “Go ahead.

    Because deep down, you’ll still know you only got 17 likes.”

    Ahahahaha! LOOK AT THE NUMBER OF LIKES NOW, SON!

  15. RussetAure said: “I knew full well what I was doing, Cheeze.

    I didn’t want you to feel too bad.”

    whore D:

  16. MasterCheeze said: “

    RussetAure said: “I knew full well what I was doing, Cheeze.

    I didn’t want you to feel too bad.”

    whore D:”

    no u.

  17. MasterCheeze said: “

    RussetAure said: “I knew full well what I was doing, Cheeze.

    I didn’t want you to feel too bad.”

    whore D:”

    Hm?

  18. RussetAure said: “

    MasterCheeze said: “

    RussetAure said: “I knew full well what I was doing, Cheeze.

    I didn’t want you to feel too bad.”

    whore D:”

    Hm?”

    no u.

  19. You cheated. You linked to this blog from your other one!

    And yeah, luk raises accuracy. It also increases avoid and lowers the % experience lost when you die. Right now at level 19 she loses just under 6% if she dies.

  20. Oh, I thought it just lowered the amount of % you lose when ya died (Sin damage too).

    And, uh, what the eff? “She loses just under 6% if she dies?”

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